[Anime Crossover] How to Become an Ordinary Person

[OOC warning, personal headcanons, love-triangle drama, everyone has one-sided feelings, slight wish fulfillment, proceed with caution]

The life of a sorcerer who is anything but ordinary

Though he’s a sorcerer, he’s always being chased and beaten up by a brat with black hair.

Though he’s a sorcerer, he can’t do a thing about the youkai.

Though he’s a sorcerer, he has romantic troubles too.

Though he’s a sorcerer... I don’t want to be a sorcerer at all! Turn me into an ordinary person, hey!

Kise: Jun, I came to hang out with you! ...Who’s he? (points)

Lin Shun: He’s... (thinking about who the other person is)

Kise: Nooo, this won’t do! Jun, why are you secretly hanging out with someone else?! (pounces)

Lin Shun: Wait, wait, don’t do that!

The strongest, eating strawberry ice cream: Shun-chan, your friend seems kind of like a puppy~

Kise: You’re the one who looks like a dog!

Lin Shun: Gojo-san actually seems more like a cat. Want another ice cream?

Gojo Satoru: Does Shun-chan want to be this kitty’s owner?

Lin Shun: No thanks. I’ve already got a whole bunch of swords at home to keep fed.

Gojo Satoru: Rejected requests will not be accepted~

Lin Shun: My ideal type? Of course, someone like Kusuko-san, Ow!

Hibari Kyoya: Hmph. (puts his tonfa away)

Lin Shun: You just like bullying me, don’t you? That really hurt!

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Huh?! Big brother Lin Shun, are you okay? ∑

Lin Shun: Ow, it hurts! Kuso, I’m going to summon my shikigami! Ken-chan, get him!

The little white-haired angel: ...But...

Hibari Kyoya: You’re strong. Fight me.

The little white-haired angel: Please don’t bully Lin-kun... I won’t fight you.

Lin Shun: Why aren’t you behaving? You’re not like this at home!

Hibari Kyoya: ?

Sawada Tsunayoshi: You live together?!

Hibari Kyoya: I’ll bite you to death.

A silly, fun story. No pairing for now.

Everyone gets a happy ending, and there’s not much plot (?).

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