Grave-robbing captain Lu Min and his fellow brothers agreed to quit the business after one last job.
But fate had other plans. This was a trip he was destined never to return from.
That day, millions of netizens browsing the internet suddenly came across a video like this.
A fair-skinned young man, with his back to the camera, was brutally beating a zongzi with his bare hands.
The zongzi was tall and heavily built, yet it was completely unable to fight back against the smaller human.
Everyone wondered: Which new show is this a promo for? The set looks so realistic!
But as the video played on, some people realized something was off.
Netizen A: "Where the hell is this a movie shoot? This is the real deal!"
Netizen B: "I heard an archaeological team found a huge tomb a while back. This must be it."
Netizen C: "That handsome guy beating up the monster is so hot. I'm in love!"
While the comments section was buzzing, the young man with his back to the camera slowly turned around.
Everyone was stunned. Holy crap, isn't that the green tea who was dragged onto the trending page a while ago for stealing someone's boyfriend?
The tomb passage is open. Please descend:
Tomb Entrance: The identities and histories of all tomb owners are fictional.
Front Hall: The author's heart is made of glass. Please don't compare rankings. If you don't like it, please click X. Thank you.
Main Tomb: A uke who's always mistaken for a kid but is actually an old uncle inside X a fake younger seme
Theme: No need to say anything. Just get it done.
