I Went Viral for My Comedic Antics After Developing Delusions

A bottom who talks utter nonsense with a straight face x a top on the verge of a breakdown who just wants a normal relationship 1. Zhuo Li suffers from severe delusions. Only after he was diagnosed did he realize that his three-year relationship with Gu Shebai had been nothing but a delusion. The truth was: Gu Shebai was his half-brother, sharing the same father. Zhuo Li bolted overnight. 2. His fiance had run away from home. Gu Shebai was frantic and sent people everywhere to look for him. The Zhuo parents were both overseas. They had entrusted their precious son, still in university, to his fiance. If the kid went missing, there was an eighty percent chance the engagement would be off. His secretary showed him a rising star on a livestreaming platform. The young man was refined and handsome, with features hailed as the perfect example of understated scholarly beauty. His follower count had jumped by a million overnight. The trending ship name for him and a former costar had been at the top of the hot search list for three days. They were about to be packaged together for a promotional campaign and debut as a couple. The Gu family's heir, seeing green: ?!! 3. Zhuo Li was livestreaming again that night. Looking at the empty livestream, he suddenly sighed. "Since there are only three viewers, anyone who came in must be here by fate. I'll tell you a secret." "Actually, I'm sick." "Do you know what delusions are?" "For example, I'm poor and barely educated. But I used to think I came from a good family, went to a prestigious university, and I truly believed it..." Gu Shebai watched as the viewer count reached seventy thousand and kept climbing. His blood pressure rose right along with it. "I also thought I'd been in a relationship for three years." "But actually, that person is my half-brother, sharing the same father." The little secretary was so shocked he nearly dropped his phone. Gu Shebai's last remaining nerve snapped completely. #What do I do when my wife can't tell reality from delusion #What's it like when your childhood friend suddenly becomes your brother right before your wedding #A silly daily life of a married couple fighting illness and conquering the entertainment industry together Reader's notes: 1. A sunny, goofy bottom x a fiercely devoted top who spoils his wife rotten. 2. The bottom has a career plotline, but it isn't a large part of the story. There's not much entertainment-industry content; it sets up the romance. 3. One-on-one romance, happy ending, a deliciously sweet and satisfying melodrama, with a beloved bottom adored by everyone. 4. The author's headcanon is mountainous; it's all made up, so don't overthink it. 5. While the bottom believes the top is his brother, he won't acknowledge their romantic relationship. Blurb saved on August 15, 2021. Screenshots have been posted on Weibo. Don't accuse me of copying! Coming soon 1: [After Faking My Death, I Became the Big Shot's Unattainable Obsession] [Quick Transmigration] A slow-witted, wicked little beauty bottom x a top split into multiple darkened selves Shi Wu is bound to a Quick Transmigration System and plays a sinister, vicious villain in every world. The kind who betrays the protagonist at the last moment and deals them a fatal blow, becoming a disposable tool that sets the protagonist on the path to turning their life around. Cowardly Shi Wu follows the plot in constant terror. "Is this really going to be okay? I won't get caught and sent to prison, will I...?" "Don't worry. You're so despicable, you'll die a horrible death." Shi Wu: "..." System: "You've got a pain-blocking buff. It won't hurt when you die." Great, great. This life is getting more and more likely to land me behind bars. Shi Wu struggles through his missions and successfully fakes his death time and time again. Then one day, karma comes for him. The worlds go haywire, and he's dragged back in. Shi Wu looks at the protagonists, each now thriving but hating him to the bone: "...QAQ!!!" ...Calm down, let me explain. Look at your one-hundred-percent halos. I earned all of those for you by following the plot. We're both winners here, both winners, QAQ!!! World 1: A spoiled young rich man, an ungrateful brat who learned he was the fake young master and ran away with the family's money, nearly bankrupting the protagonist's company. World 2: A bad mermaid who was pampered and kept well-fed, but destroyed the laboratory in one fell swoop, wiping out the protagonist's century of research. World 3: A top-level Esper with healing powers who let the protagonist, who had once saved his life, die of serious injuries during a zombie attack on the base. World 4: A ruthless omega colonel who pretended to be an alpha to go to war, then betrayed the empire after losing a battle and fearing interrogation, leading to the emperor being ambushed and his mental strength downgraded. Later, Shi Wu finally realized: After he completed each mission and faked his death, the protagonists had all gone mad. #I turned out to be the unattainable obsession the male leads could never have Coming soon 2: [The Child I Raised Can't Possibly Be an Evil Spirit] Exorcist bottom x evil ghost top 1. Shen Bo transmigrated into a supernatural novel as the villainous exorcist side character. Catching ghosts, suppressing evil spirits, drawing talismans: he could do it all. There was no evil he couldn't subdue. But as someone who had transmigrated into the book, he couldn't do any of it. No matter. The book had a chosen one, a young exorcist who would inherit all his skills and eventually become a fearsome presence to the evil spirits of the land! He went to the garbage heap and found the "chosen one" ahead of schedule. The child's lips were red and teeth white. He clutched Shen Bo's sleeve pitifully. "Save me." So fragile and helpless, so pitiful you couldn't help but love him. Shen Bo took him home. 2. Shen Bo had a constitution that attracted evil spirits. To keep himself safe, he took on the responsibility of raising the child. Ever since he brought home the chosen one, his haunted apartment finally went quiet. The school next door, where piano music always played in the middle of the night, fell silent too. Even the strange creaking under his bed that used to jolt him awake vanished. Then one day, he suddenly unlocked the ability to see yin and yang. He saw the enormous, terrifying shadow behind the child, who was sitting by the window doing homework with a little pencil. An eye opened in the shadow, its blood-red gaze meeting his. The child didn't turn around. In a childish voice, he asked: "Big brother." "I don't understand this problem. Can you teach me?" Remembering how he'd smacked the kid's head a few times before for not being able to do his homework, Shen Bo's legs went weak. He packed up his bedding and ran away that very night. #I raised the ultimate evil spirit boss as the chosen one Theme: Learn to recognize the beauty around you