(Qing Dynasty) Have You Had a Guardian Spirit Lately? (New Edition)

Weilan (exclaims): Oh no! Zhaizhai (raises an eyebrow): What happened? Weilan (woefully): There was a car accident! Zhaizhai (delighted): Did you die? Weilan (sighs): I did. What now? Zhaizhai (smugly): What do you think? Transmigrate! Weilan (excitedly): Where to? The Qin dynasty is too backward, and Ying Zheng is too cruel, so that's a pass! The Tang dynasty was prosperous, but there was Wu Zetian. A transmigrator would have no prospects, so that's a pass too! As for the Ming dynasty... Hmm, I don't like the Beggar Emperor, and Zhu Di isn't my type, so that's a pass! Then... can I go to the Qing dynasty? Zhaizhai (arrogantly): No problem! I'm your real mom, aren't I? Weilan (thrilled): Oh yeah! You're my real mom. I love you so much! I'll get to meet the poker-faced Fourth Prince, the gentle Eighth, the bewitching Ninth, the chivalrous Thirteenth, and the prickly Fourteenth, right? Zhaizhai (temptingly): Don't worry! You'll even meet young Kangxi! Going? Weilan (nodding): You think I'm stupid? Of course I'm going! Oh, my darling princes, my whole harem of numbers, here I come~~ Crash, boom! It rained nonstop in Shuntian Prefecture for more than ten days. The dry riverbeds overflowed! The waters flooded the Qianqing Gate! The drought was broken, and the next year brought a bumper harvest of all five grains! Then a ghost suddenly appeared within the Forbidden City... Weilan (staring): 0_0 You're Fulin? Shunzhi (enviously): Yes. Who are you? You're amazing! How can you float in the air? Weilan (in tears): T_T Don't... ask. Do you know how cruel it is to rub salt in someone's wounds? Shunzhi (understanding): Oh, I see! So you're going to follow me from now on? Weilan (obsequiously): Of course, of course! Who else would I follow? I'll stick with you until the end of time! Shunzhi (nodding): Great! Come on, let's go catch crickets! The New Year was drawing near, and snow fell in thick flurries. In the midst of the festive season came fearful sorrow. The once high-spirited young emperor Shunzhi issued an edict naming his eight-year-old third son, Xuanye, crown prince, then fell gravely ill and died on the seventh day of the month... This is where our story truly begins! Weilan: This is a ridiculously absurd story about a woman who claims to be a real mom but is actually an invincible evil stepmother. Jealous that I got to transmigrate, she unleashes a series of tortures, distortions, and miseries upon me! This is not a traditional horror story. If that's what you're looking for, proceed with caution!! This story doesn't involve overly complicated political struggles. If you like schemes and intrigue, proceed with caution!! This story only features an invincibly obsequious heroine, no lovesick wolf-girl, and a harem. If you're expecting handsome men to rain from the sky so you can take them all home, proceed with caution!! This is just a silly, lighthearted story about a woman who becomes a ghost and then a girl. If you're well versed in history, good at finding textual errors, or looking for elaborate, ornate, passionate descriptions, proceed with caution!! Our slogan is: Today, did you get a guardian spirit behind you?