He Who Teases First Gets It

Column advance collection → "Xu Xu Mou Zhi", "Heartbeat Warning", "The object of secret love is actually a mortal enemy" Final article "After rebirth, he just wants to pursue a career" "This actor is different from the rumors" Luo Huai Yao, known as "Princess Yaoyao" in the live broadcast industry. During the live broadcast, he seamlessly switched between male and female voices and exchanged insults with others. He became famous in one battle and became popular on gaming websites. One day, Luo Huai Yao was sent a private message to help tease a Neptune. So Luo Huai Yao, who has a sweet female voice and can be coquettish, cute and extremely considerate, became the new girlfriend of "Aquaman". Neptune's little baby screams darlingly. Luo Huaiyao, who had had enough of his intuition, was ready to restore his true voice and deal a fatal blow to Neptune, completely drying up his sea water. But while serving food in the cafeteria, he unexpectedly heard a familiar voice coming from behind him. It was the boyfriend who coaxed him every night. Luo Huaiyao turned around, and the person who was a head taller than him was none other than the president of the school's student council, a well-known figure in college circles - Gu Zhun! —— *After knowing who Neptune is Gu Zhun: Baby, let's meet now Luo Huai Yao: But I had an operation for appendicitis yesterday and was in the hospital, baby. Gu Huai raised his eyebrows as he looked at Luo Huai Yao who was jumping around in front of him. *Time of ambiguity Luo Huai Yao: If you are a man, let's fight! Gu Zhun: ok Onlookers: Gu Zhun is not good, why do you keep getting robbed of the ball? Gu Zhun: Good tutoring. Shou × who is good at fake sounds and just accepts the situation × pretends to be a sea king, waiting for the attacker to attack Copy as of 2020.12.15 —— Pre-collection of "Xu Xu Mou Zhi" → Question: What would you like to do if you traveled to ancient times? Establishing a successful career, becoming a prince and becoming a prime minister, or a good time, beautiful scenery, and a group of beautiful concubines? Su Xuxing: Thank you for the invitation. I have traveled through time and am selling salted duck eggs. I don't dare think about becoming a marquis or becoming a prime minister. I am a beautiful concubine... Zhao Jinmou: What is beautiful? Su Xuxing: Nothing... * Su Xuxing died halfway through his "start-up" and became Su Xuxing in the book when he woke up. A young man whose whole life was ruined because of his dirty home. Su Xuxing, who recalled the plot for a long time, came to the two most important conclusions: First, the Su family is not a good person. Second, never provoke Zhao Jinmou * There has been a big event in the Su family of Linjiang Prefecture recently. The eldest grandson who was driven to the outskirts of the house and left to fend for himself because his mother committed suicide has returned. Master Su, who was known for his talent and intelligence when he was young, returns to Linjiang after two years. I wonder what kind of waves he will cause. After all, the eldest grandson at this time has someone else, and he has gained fame, so how can he have a place? The Su family disdains Su Xuxing, but they don't know that his ambition is not in Linjiang Mansion. Looking at the solemn red door of the Su family, Su Xuxing smiled slightly, it was just bamboo shoots on the mountain. * The legitimate son and grandson of the eldest son came back, and the current eldest daughter-in-law came up with a solution. It was spread all over Linjiang that the Su family's Su Xuxing had too much evil spirit and was overpowering his mother and his relatives. For the sake of the health of the old man of the Su family, he had to marry a wife with a stronger evil spirit. The famous Linjiang Dedao master asked the old man to point his wooden sword, and the people of Zhuxiang Tower were carried back. Husband, wife, waiter, disabled... Su Xuxing and his wife became the laughingstock of Linjiang. But Su Xuxing, the person involved, looked at his wife's alluring appearance and nodded with satisfaction. —What's your name? —Zhao Jinmou Su Xuxing:... Gan! I was slapped in the face all the way up and looked a lot like Gong × the gloomy and vicious beauty Gong ———————— Pre-collection of "No more pretending, he decided to let himself go" → Meng Yu gave all his affection to He Yan, pretending to be calm and dignified for him and living in an IKEA home. But the other party came back later and later, and there were more and more scandals. Finally, on the night when He Yan's relationship with actress Luo Fei was announced online, Meng Yu pulled out his mobile phone card and fell from the tenth floor. When I woke up, I became Meng Yu eight years later, a young artist who was wandering around the 18th line at the age of 18. The young artist is uncooperative and loves to act like a monster. He posts drafts one after another and acts recklessly. No such person has been found. Meng Yu lifted up his bangs and looked at the eyebrows similar to his own in the mirror, and whistled: Stop pretending to be your mother. * I met him at a banquet by chance at the airport and looked at the other person's high and radiant appearance. Meng Yu sneered, pointed at He Yan and scolded the assistant with a smile: He looks like a human and a dog! Netizens posted on Weibo, hot searches exploded, and the 18th line instantly became the 8th line, and the entire network was scolded. * Black and red follow each other like a shadow, and various contracts come one after another. Meng Yu's eyes lit up when he saw the labor remuneration in tens of thousands in the contract. So in large-scale talent shows, acting competition programs, sports competition programs... I saw Meng Yu fighting against the sky and the earth, and he was so arrogant Netizen: Haha - what's so crazy? Meng Yu: Is it okay to take the C position? Is it okay to win the championship? Is it okay to break the record? * Meng Yu was enjoying his new life, but one day he opened the door and found a familiar face. He Yan: Long time no see. Meng Yu: The way I opened the door must be wrong! Start over! He Yan:...... ———————— "It's a shame, it's just racial talent" → Lan Yi had just passed the adult test of the elves a second ago and became a leader among the younger generation. She was standing under the tree of life, waiting for the crown. The next second, he was standing on the street and was beaten up by a few yellow-haired boys, and he couldn't exert any strength. In response, the noble, cold and arrogant elf prince said: You are so stupid! I will kill you within three days! Oh, I forgot to mention that Lan Yi is a mixed race, with one-third dwarf blood in her body. * Looking at the various strange-shaped buildings and flying objects in front of her, it took Lanyi several days to absorb her body's cognitive memory and figure out that she had entered a completely different world. There is no magic in this world, no elves, no dragons, only dwarves... No, tall people! And he was the loser who was kicked out of the family. * In the Star Era, human society has been highly developed. Human beings who no longer worry about production and resources have turned their goals to spiritual entertainment. The "Lost Continent" holographic game came into being and became the existence that the entire universe is crazy about and obsessed with. "Lost Continent" holds an interstellar league every three years, and the championship is the highest honor in the entire universe. Looking at the very familiar racial images on the propaganda screen, Lan You curled her lips: The mother is here to live. Purpose: Wealth or poverty in a family is not everything. A person must be self-reliant, optimistic and striving.