The Cross-Dressing Master Isn't for Hire Today

[Complete, with revisions. The latest version is only available on Jinjiang. Thank you for your support.] [Pre-release novel in my collection: My Villainous Uncle Really Isn’t After the Family Fortune. Please show it some love ovo] [Blurb for this novel ↓] Cross-dressing heartthrob Gu Xinghe moved with his mother to a run-down neighborhood in the neighboring city during his second year of high school. To earn a living, he signed up on the Girlfriend for Hire app, diligently pretending to be the girlfriends of various clients. Then, after accepting a lucrative job paying 100,000 yuan, he was bought out by a powerful client and became his exclusive fake girlfriend. In his previous life, the spoiled rich kid Lu Yueming had been deliberately indulged by his family until he became useless. The moment his father fell from power, his trusted friend set him up, and he met a grisly end. Reborn in his second year of high school, he decides to turn over a new leaf and swears to make the friend who betrayed him pay. To keep a low profile, he continues to act like a good-for-nothing delinquent. Eventually, he has no choice but to hire a fake girlfriend on the Girlfriend for Hire app. The day they meet, Lu Yueming looks at Gu Xinghe, tall and impossibly cool, and recalls his school reputation as a pretty face who can’t do anything. Frowning, he asks with undisguised disdain, “I paid 100,000 yuan and got you? Can I cancel?” A few months later. Gu Xinghe: “Boss, did you leave this fresh, ultra-short skirt by my bed? Is this the type you’re into now? No more internet-famous livestreamers and curvy models?” Lu Yueming: “Is that a problem?” Gu Xinghe: “Not at all. That’ll cost extra.” #Being a fake girlfriend for the Nth time. #Being a real boyfriend for the first time. School’s “big sister” / lots of secret identities / gorgeous, well-endowed top who isn’t afraid to fight in a skirt X campus heartthrob / handsome, ruthless bottom who gets pinned against the wall by a beauty’s foot Top POV. Sweet, feminine top. One-on-one. Happy ending. Beautiful and strong. The bottom is reborn. The cover shows Xingxing and Brother Yue in their school uniforms. Reader’s guide: 1. The top is a cross-dressing heartthrob. Read with caution. He’ll switch back to men’s clothes later. 2. They dote on each other, with extremely mutual feelings and mutual healing. 3. Includes livestreaming (female streamer) and the entertainment industry (curvy model) elements. 4. Don’t ask how the top uses the bathroom at school. Fairies don’t have that sort of need. [[[[[[Major content warning: the top has mental illness and a vicious, unhinged side. Please be gentle.]]]]]] Serializing: My Villainous Uncle Really Isn’t After the Family Fortune A stage accident sends top-tier star He Xi into a melodramatic novel about a wealthy family. In the book, the protagonist, Su Lingyu, is kind and clever; the male lead, He Sheng, is arrogant and overbearing, but later dotes on Su Lingyu alone. He Xi is the villainous uncle who competes with his nephew He Sheng for the family fortune and tries to win Su Lingyu’s heart. In the end, he dies without a proper burial. So He Xi decides to stay away from the protagonists, leave the He family, and resolve, “I don’t want the family fortune. I want to debut.” ...And then He Xi runs into the two protagonists on a talent show. When they first meet: He Sheng taunts him coldly. “What a coincidence, Uncle.” He Xi nods coolly and disavows their relationship. “Sorry, I don’t know you.” Later: After He Xi politely declines Su Lingyu’s invitation to join his team, He Sheng corners him. His expression is still cocky, but his tone is more aggrieved than ever. “Uncle, don’t team up with Su Lingyu.” “You need a rapper like me more than you need him.” “I’m not competing with you for the family fortune anymore. Why are you still ignoring me?” He Xi: ??? Wasn’t he supposed to be a proud, unruly young master? Weren’t the two leads supposed to be a perfect match? Later still, just as He Xi becomes a sensation, the biological parents who never found him before his death come looking to claim him. And suddenly He Xi has: An older brother, a business-world CEO: “Is the entertainment industry fun? It looks exhausting. Come work for my company. You can even coast and do nothing.” An older sister, a box-office queen whose films have grossed billions: “Come star in a movie with me. I have a script that needs a male lead.” An older brother, an all-around singing king: “Was the song I wrote for you last time any good?” And a pair of earnest parents: “You’ve been drifting around for years. Come home and inherit the billions in family assets.” He Xi finally loses his patience. “I really don’t want the family fortune!” #The little problem of how I need to become a star or inherit billions from two wealthy families. Not interested in money / max-level all-rounder who can take any center position / emotionally detached top who transmigrated into a book (He Xi) X only interested in his uncle / gifted rap performer / obsessive, violent, terrifying but! incredibly! obedient! original male lead (He Sheng) Coming soon: Alpha Pretending to Be an Omega and Marrying His Ex As the youngest child in the Lu family, Lu Xiao was raised as an Omega because the household was overflowing with Alphas. They treated him like he might melt if held too tightly or break if handled too roughly, and all the gifts he received were stuffed animals. But he still presented as an Alpha. Even so, because of a childhood betrothal agreement, he has to pretend to be an Omega and marry an unfamiliar Alpha general. His eldest brother, the Empire’s chief prosecutor, advises him: “He won’t stop you from going to military school. This was agreed before you were born. You can’t break the promise.” His second brother, the Empire’s chief diplomat, says too: “Listen, get your legs off my desk. Even if you’re pretending to be an Omega, you still need to act gentle.” His third brother, the strongest trainer at the Imperial Military Academy, reassures him: “He commands an elite Alpha legion. He won’t let anyone bully you.” Lu Xiao crosses his legs and doesn’t even look up. “No way. Not happening.” To call off the engagement, Lu Xiao goes so far as to pretend to be the sweet, needy, high-maintenance Omega his fiancé likes least. By day at military school, the hands that can tear apart mechs can’t even open a bottle. By night, while discussing wedding arrangements with his fiancé’s subordinates, his coquettish tears are always ready to fall. Then, on the day he’s supposed to formally meet his fiancé, Lu Xiao runs into his first love at their agreed meeting place... His first love is a powerful Alpha with good looks and a fragrant pheromone scent. Other than being a scumbag Alpha, he’s got no flaws. Lu Xiao and his first love stare at each other. “...Why is it you?” “I had no idea our breakup hit you this hard.” His first love doesn’t smile. “You slept with me and ran?” Lu Xiao shifts anxiously in his seat. “Big Brother, hear me out before you judge me.” QAQ His arranged spouse is his ex. He’s completely screwed this time. [Bonus scene] At school, Lu Xiao sees You Shu leaving the admissions office and assumes he’s there to enroll. “Are you a new student here to register? Call me senior and I’ll look after you.” You Shu expressionlessly wraps an arm around Lu Xiao’s waist, training officer registration card in hand. “I’m here to work part-time as a trainer. Call me husband and I’ll let you off.” Lu Xiao: ? #My ex became my arranged spouse, then my trainer #My man is so scary. How am I supposed to live like this? Top is an Alpha pretending to be an Omega. Alpha x Alpha romance. Younger top. Bratty, unruly top X stern, self-controlled Imperial general bottom See my collection for more upcoming and completed novels! Theme: Never give up