No Escaping the Punishment

Updates follow the rankings before the paid chapters, then daily after they begin. Unhinged top! Unhinged top! Unhinged top! The top is seriously messed up. Not one of them is normal! Consider this a mental illness warning. There's only one real top, and it's 1v1. Cen Jian has been unlucky for twenty years. His instant noodles come without seasoning packets, he always loses any money he carries, teachers always call on him whenever he skips class, it always rains when he forgets his umbrella, and every plant or animal he keeps dies within a month. A master read his fortune and said he was born to be a benefactor, and that his terrible luck was the result of Heaven's jealousy. If he just waited until he turned twenty, he'd have a chance to change his fate against all odds. Cen Jian didn't believe it. If he was born to be a benefactor, how could his life be this miserable? Then, on his twentieth birthday, he found himself in a dream at a mental hospital filled with madmen. His job was to give them their medication regularly and help ease their conditions. In exchange, the madmen could do things for him. In an age when the supernatural has returned and demons and ghosts run rampant, an unknown Celestial Master suddenly rises to prominence in Jiangcheng. Wherever he goes, the gods turn away and all ghosts flee. Cen Jian: Thanks for asking. I'm just an ordinary mental hospital director, nothing special. Theme: Prosperity, democracy, civility, and harmony.