
The Sweet and Silly System Turns the Tables for the White Moonlight
傻白甜系统逆袭白月光
by Listening to the Clouds (听云意)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 89k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Seeking readers for upcoming novel: After I Bound the Villain's Wish-Granting System
Blurb:
Lin Ranran has just reunited with her birth family and returned home as their real daughter. She is happily looking forward to enjoying the extravagant life of a wealthy heiress, but suddenly finds herself inside a melodramatic, sweet romance novel, inhabiting He Xinglan, the scheming male supporting character who inspires the most debate among readers.
Lin Ranran: ???
Come on, I don't want to be a man! Whoever wants to transmigrate into this book can do it!
The System suddenly popped up, looking utterly exasperated:
[Dear girl, you failed your mission in the last book again! I can't keep putting up with you! This time I've found you someone clever. Be his System and learn from him!]
At least she hadn't turned into a real man!
Lin Ranran breathed a sigh of relief. [He Xinglan, director of variety show production. Yay! He's in the entertainment industry, so I can follow the gossip in real time!]
The System smiled bitterly. I never told you to learn that!
He Xinglan was taking a shower when he suddenly heard a girl's shriek:
"Wow! He really has an eight-pack! Let me cuddle up to you!"
He Xinglan looked around. Was he seeing a ghost?
Lin Ranran complained: [This transmigration has left me so helpless. Can I get some useful skills?]
The System: [No problem. Complete missions to obtain new skills.]
But after she diligently completed her first mission, she was dumbfounded. Her new skill was turning into fluffy little animals.
When He Xinglan found out about her new skill, he gave a sly smile. "Look at that little kitten. Isn't it starving? That little bunny sure is enjoying its strawberry! And that piglet is just too adorable..."
After turning into all sorts of little animals, Lin Ranran questioned the System, utterly despairing:
[How exactly is this skill useful?]
The System: [Just watch the replay!]
On screen, Lin Ranran, transformed into a little kitten, was happily kneading He Xinglan's chest muscles.
Lin Ranran's face turned bright red. [That doesn't count! It's just a kitten's instinct!]
The variety show was about to air.
He Xinglan discussed his plan with Lin Ranran:
"I want to build Lin Yushu a good public image, but livestreams are hard to edit. You should turn into little animals and cause trouble on set. Ideally, make her older sister, Lin Yiran, lose her temper and reveal her true nature. Got it?"
Lin Ranran nodded obediently on the outside, but thought to herself:
Sure, let's do it! Who could possibly be more devious than you?
To her surprise, after the show aired, the audience's attention was all drawn to the little animals:
[That big white goose had me dying! Lin Yiran didn't do any work, so it kept chasing her and pecking her butt!]
[That alpaca was hilarious too. Whoever was chatting, it went right up to them. When people tried to shoo it away, it spat at them! Hahahahaha!]
Lin Ranran: Sorry, I accidentally stole the show on a hit variety program!
Later on,
Lin Ranran finally returned to her own body and immediately kept as far away from He Xinglan as possible.
Her current identity was the sworn enemy of his unattainable first love, so she didn't dare offend him.
But she still ran into He Xinglan on set.
He backed Lin Ranran into a corner:
"What? Now that you're famous, you pretend you don't know me?"
Oh no! He was here to settle the score!
Lin Ranran nervously tried to think of a way out, when she suddenly heard his inner thoughts:
[You little fool. You still don't know I've recognized you, do you? How can I make you believe that you're the one I like now?]
Lin Ranran: Huh???
Blurb for upcoming novel: After I Bound the Villain's Wish-Granting System
Ye Qingxi is an ordinary author of feel-good power fantasies, busy thinking up a golden finger for her male lead, when she is suddenly hit by a car while walking down the street. When she wakes up, she discovers she has entered a survival challenge game.
The scary part is that all the participants are various supporting characters from the novels she has written.
One disposable villain: Why does the male lead get a golden finger, while I get killed off for no reason? Didn't you originally set me up as the final boss?
Ye Qingxi breaks into a cold sweat: Hehe, but I redeemed you in the end! Her inner monologue: I can't exactly tell you that I'm terrible at logic and couldn't figure out how to patch the plot hole!
One vicious female supporting character: Why can the heroine read minds whenever she feels like it? If I'd known, what idiot would have plotted right in front of her?
Ye Qingxi smiles placatingly: It's not easy hopping on a popular trend. Cut me some slack, okay?
One minor actress: Hmph! The heroine gets a System and becomes beautiful and rich. What's the point of me working hard?
Ye Qingxi makes a panicked face: Hey! You can't say that! We need positive energy! It's a power fantasy, and the plot has to move forward!
All the supporting characters roar in unison: This time, we're the ones with golden fingers. You're going to suffer!
Only Feng Jinyi stays silent.
He is the fictional character who is Ye Qingxi's unattainable first love. Because of the story's setup, he couldn't end up happily ever after with the heroine, and he didn't get a happy ending either. She has always felt she owes him.
Ye Qingxi asks timidly: Aren't you angry with me?
Feng Jinyi shrugs. It doesn't matter. I'm going to lose either way!
Ye Qingxi is stunned. I haven't given up yet. Why have you already thrown in the towel?
The villainous big shot can't understand it: I've got a golden finger now. Why should I still listen to you?
Ye Qingxi lifts her chin proudly: You don't have to listen, but do you have a better plan?
Once everyone has figured out the rules of the game, they gather around Ye Qingxi with ingratiating smiles:
Let's just pretend what we said earlier was nonsense. If there's anything you need us to do, just say the word!
Ye Qingxi looks smugly at Feng Jinyi. He calmly shrugs again: Didn't I tell you? I'm not angry with you!
Ye Qingxi: ???
Who exactly is begging whom here?
Theme: Sincerity is the ultimate winning move
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