My Wife Has No Desires

Rumor has it that Shi Yin, daughter of the Great General Who Guards the Nation, is beautiful but useless, sharp-tongued, overbearing, and cruel, and that she often tortures her servants until they're half dead.

Some even say that, driven mad by her unrequited love for the Crown Prince, she carries on with Lin Bai, a servant in her household who looks just like him.

Later, people discover that rumors can't be trusted...

Torturing servants?

The servants: Miss Shi Yin is kindhearted and compassionate.

Lin Bai: Carrying on with her? I'm her husband.

Madly in love with the Crown Prince?

On the day Shi Yin and Lin Bai marry, the Crown Prince comes to steal the bride, only to be driven off by the bride and groom working together.

Useless? Cruel?

Miss Shi punishes corrupt officials and rids the people of harm, protects the weak and cares for the people. She can fight on the battlefield, cook in the kitchen, talk back to the Emperor, and hold her own in business. Through her own ability, she becomes the goddess in the hearts of countless people.

Bystander A: Miss Shi is truly a goddess descended from the heavens!

Shi Yin covers her face and makes a quick getaway: Who let the secret out?

Little scenes

1.

On their wedding night, Shi Yin invites Lin Bai to listen to the snow and admire plum blossoms.

Lin Bai, thinking: My wife really knows how to set the mood!

Shi Yin: Let's start by being friends. If you fall for someone in the future, we'll get divorced.

Lin Bai: ...

2.

Lin Bai: I've taken a fancy to Miss Xue.

Shi Yin: So have I. Shall we marry her into the family?

Lin Bai: ...

What? Where's the jealousy you promised me?

3.

On the day he is to take a concubine, Lin Bai stands before Shi Yin dressed in red, radiant, his peach-blossom eyes full of charm.

Shi Yin smiles: You don't have to come see me. Go welcome the bride.

Lin Bai pulls her into his arms: You are my bride, and always have been. There will never be anyone else.

Warnings:

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, slow burn. The concubine is just the male lead's little ploy. He doesn't actually take one.

2. The female lead is the immortal maiden Lanruo, who descended to the mortal world to undergo a trial through transmigration.

3. Fictional story with countless original details. Please don't scrutinize it for historical accuracy.

Recommending a friend's completed story, Clouds in My Arms by Li Youran.

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[Shocking sweet news! Someone caught a glimpse of the campus heartthrob's phone wallpaper: a photo of him as a short, chubby kid with his childhood friend! The caption reads, "She's seen me at my ugliest, but she's the only person I want to look handsome for." Aaaah, I'm dead!]

Synopsis 1

When he was a kid, Jiang Xueyan was short and chubby, yet he fell for his outstanding childhood friend, who shone like a star: Lu Youyou, with her fair skin, beautiful looks, wonderful personality, and first-place grades.

So he worked himself to the bone, exercising like crazy every night while staring at Lu Youyou's photo.

He believed he could change his physique with time, but his height became the fatal flaw in his heart...

Synopsis 2

Jiang Xueyan, the heartthrob of Nanda University, has a pair of exceptionally beautiful, flirtatious eyes.

They say men with such eyes are popular with women and naturally amorous. Jiang Xueyan doesn't dispute the first part, but the second...

He glances at Lu Youyou across from him, drooling as she gazes at another man, and thinks: She's the one who's naturally amorous.

At eighteen, Jiang Xueyan has liked Lu Youyou for six years. After finally making it to the same university as her, he gets his chance when she goes through a breakup.

That day, he invites Lu Youyou on a hike, planning to confess his feelings.

"Lu Youyou, I don't want to be your buddy anymore. I want to be your boyfriend."

He rehearses the words in his head a few times. When he turns to look at her, his heart is racing with nerves.

At the summit, all is silent. The girl's eyes are captivating, reflecting the brilliant morning clouds.

Before he can speak, she suddenly turns to him and says, "Jiang Xueyan, this time I really do like someone."

His heart plummets from the mountaintop straight into a deep ravine.

Every word he had prepared catches in his throat.

Damn it, how many people does she have to like before she'll notice him?

He thinks he's going to lose his mind.

Theme: Wade through the muddy waters of the world and remain sincere as ever.