This Harem Is Doomed

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Blurb:

Court Attendant: Miss, do you know whom it's most dangerous to offend in this imperial harem?

New Consort: The Empress, I suppose? I heard that if you offend her, you'll never see His Majesty again.

Court Attendant: The Empress, yes. But if you offend her, you'll see His Majesty all the time.

New Consort: ???

Consort De: Little sister, what kind of man do you like?

New Consort: He has to be a man like His Majesty!

Consort Shu: Excellent! From the first moment I saw you, I knew you were no ordinary person. You'll surely win His Majesty's favor in no time. You're going to attend him tonight!

New Consort: Th-that's not right, is it? I just entered the palace!

The Four Consorts: Excellent, excellent! Don't worry, little sister, go on. We'll leave His Majesty to you. We believe in you!

New Consort: ???

The newcomers who had just entered the palace thought that the imperial harem was doomed.

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Empress Dowager: This is the worst crop of emperors I've ever had.

Empress: Once I'm done punishing the wicked, helping the weak, and upholding justice, I'll go back home and get married.

Emperor: How could a woman like that be fit to be Empress? ...I take it all back.

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1. Couple: Emperor Xiao Yuheng x Empress Zhang Mengliu. A heads-up for readers who prefer both leads to be romantically inexperienced: Xiao Yuheng has a normal marital relationship with his other consorts.

2. Alternate setting, so don't argue about the details. It's a lighthearted, silly, sweet story with a little hint of yuri.

3. It won't be too long, and it has a happy ending.

4. Feel free to leave comments and ask for updates.

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Theme: Learn to see things from each other's perspective and treat one another as equals; only then can you earn genuine affection.