[DC and Horror] Third-Rate Detective, Catching Ghosts Online

[A story about a "plainspoken, chatty ghost" and a "self-serving, lousy doctor" who form a detective team to take on all kinds of monsters and demons. The synopsis isn't doing it justice, so let's get to the story!]

What's it like to solve cases while sharing a home with the ghost of someone killed by Jack the Ripper?

On a business trip to Derry, you run into a cannibal clown holding a red balloon. You set foot in a haunted house and find a cursed videotape in your pocket, though you have no idea who put it there. Strange dolls in the attic move from time to time, while three terrifying masked serial killers chase after you...

Psychiatrist Chilton says, "Could someone please be my therapist?"

Black bat wings sweep across the sky, and a crimson "S" rises in the darkness. A shiny metal can beats the hell out of alien immigrants, while a spider kid makes headlines across the media. As superheroes everywhere focus on extraterrestrial invaders, they overlook certain things crawling up from underground.

Staring at Miss Sadako as she pokes her head out of a laptop, Chilton quietly puts away his pistol and summons his resident ghost. "Since we're both ghosts, let's fight first and talk afterward!"

[Worlds: A mix of the Marvel and DC universes, horror universes, and everything else the author has read. Suggestions welcome.]

[P.S. A warm, healing story about friendship. Yeah, please leave lots of comments. I'm begging you!]

Theme: Only justice is eternal!