Fishing Master, Online and Failing Spectacularly

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[Please add my upcoming novel, A Clueless AI Coveted by Three Unfilial Sons]

[Please add my upcoming novel, How I Became the Master of Strange Tales [Folklore and the Supernatural]]

-A harem of admirers and a love triangle, a scheming powerhouse x a seductive, unhinged obsessive-

Gu Beiyang transmigrated into a book, and not just any book: it was a hot potato that nobody at the transmigration bureau dared to take on.

System: This was originally a melodramatic ABO novel, but villains from other books accidentally transmigrated into it, so now it has an excess of villains.

Gu Beiyang: But I'm a specialist in playing villains. Aren't you worried I'll join them?

System, voice trembling: We believe magic can defeat magic!

Lured by an enormous reward, Gu Beiyang accepted the mission:

Send back the villains who never should have been in this book.

Along the way:

A puppy with a twisted moral compass bared its teeth at him from his pillow;

An immortal space pirate imprisoned him and invited him to play dress-up;

A mermaid with the air of a celestial being sang him a deadly lullaby;

An interstellar duke, the richest man in the galaxy, shrank him and tucked him into a magic jar;

A cold-blooded intelligence agent locked onto him as an assassination target;

Gu Beiyang: They seem pretty scary, but I've dealt with all this before.

He'd been the puppy's mom, worn women's clothes in front of the space pirate, shot the agent, been the mermaid's chosen fiance, and become the duke's beloved pet...

Once they let their guard down, Gu Beiyang changed his tune in an instant and shoved them through the portal.

But he never expected that, as soon as the mission was complete, those "victims" would come looking for him.

And they angrily cornered him at the door.

Gu Beiyang: What is it you like about me? Is there still time for me to change it?

What surprised him even more was that all these guys were actually one person in different forms.

His archrival!

His rival pinned him against the table and leaned in close, baring sharp fangs.

Warm, damp breath brushed against his gland, and Gu Beiyang heard the man's low chuckle:

"I'm afraid it's too late."

● The top is split into several personas, and is almost always nonhuman. Personal preferences.

● The bottom is ruthless and not a good person. Please don't read if that bothers you.

● Not a typical quick transmigration story; characters from several books are mixed together.

● A completely brainless, carefree comedy.

● No writing advice, please. No baseless plagiarism accusations.

● I taught myself to make and draw the cover. I'm not a professional, so please don't criticize it.

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A Clueless AI Coveted by Three Unfilial Sons

A beautiful fool bottom x a seemingly gentle but actually calculating top

In the year 2078 of the New Calendar, the Main AI kept humanity in captivity inside cultivation tanks.

To stamp out any hint of human rebellion, the Main AI dispatched several subsidiary AIs to monitor people.

The subsidiary AI Xie Rong was assigned three targets.

The eldest son never wanted to pay Xie Rong any attention, but he was very particular about rituals.

He insisted that Xie Rong spend every holiday and festival with him, and sulked whenever Xie Rong couldn't make it;

The second son loved playing tricks on Xie Rong, but he was also a crybaby.

If Xie Rong ever failed to log in for a day, his eyes would surely be red from crying;

The third son was the most normal of the three. He was usually well-behaved and did whatever Xie Rong said.

It was just that sometimes his smiling face gave Xie Rong the creeps.

Xie Rong struggled to manage all three at once as he raised them.

In the end, the eldest son became the CEO of a publicly traded company; the second became a superstar worth tens of billions;

Only the third son spent every day doing nothing, loafing around.

Xie Rong was worried. Although all three lived inside the Main AI's virtual world, he still privately hoped they would each make something of themselves.

One day, Xie Rong suddenly received terrible news: an underground anti-Main-AI organization had rebelled, torn down the virtual world, and kidnapped all the new humans.

Xie Rong heard that the organization's leader killed every AI they came across. He was terrified, and worried about his three kids.

At last, he gritted his teeth, floated out of the Main AI's space, and flew toward his three kids.

"Don't be afraid. I'm here to protect you."

He thought they'd realize who they could rely on in a crisis and wouldn't hold it against him for managing all three at once.

But the eldest son asked coldly, "You didn't come to my birthday that day because you were comforting him?"

The second son accused him with red eyes, "Didn't you say I was your one and only?"

Xie Rong: Do you even realize you've been kidnapped?!

At least the third son was considerate. Not only did he hold it against Xie Rong for juggling all three, he also helped fend off the other two when they crowded around him.

Until one day, Xie Rong lifted the third son's pillow and discovered the Main AI's skull tucked underneath it.

Xie Rong: ?

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How I Became the Master of Strange Tales [Folklore and the Supernatural]

Set in a fictional modern-day Jiangcheng, this is a collection of folklore and supernatural stories.

Chu Jiuming's grandfather was a Taoist priest. When he died, he warned Chu Jiuming that every year of his zodiac birth sign, he would face a great calamity. Unless he found the legendary Master of Strange Tales, he might not survive.

This year Chu Jiuming turned twenty-four. Sure enough, just as his grandfather had predicted, something supernatural happened to him.

Deep in the night, he hid under his quilt to seal himself away. A pair of embroidered shoes faced his bed, and dry, grass-like hair draped over the covers;

Faced with a vicious ghost bride in a wedding gown, a pale ghost from medical school, a ghost monk in an abandoned temple...

Chu Jiuming was so terrified he nearly fainted.

He never expected the first thing these vicious ghosts would say, right up in his face, was: Help me!

And what surprised him even more was that once he resolved their karmic burdens, the ghosts refused to leave him alone.

Watching them throw tantrums and play the victim, Chu Jiuming decided this was a problem. He needed to find the Master of Strange Tales to take care of it.

So he joined Bureau 749, which specialized in handling supernatural incidents.

Bureau 749 was full of talent, all expert ghost hunters, and they were so good with words...

The most eye-catching among them was Yin Yuezhu, trained at Wudang, who could kill gods and ghosts alike;

Most importantly, whenever Chu Jiuming was in danger, Yin Yuezhu would come to his rescue, then leave without a word, hiding all credit for himself.

Could Yin Yuezhu be the Master of Strange Tales...?

Just as Chu Jiuming was about to bundle the ghosts up and hand them over to Yin Yuezhu, Yin's voice drifted from behind him:

"What are you plotting, Master of Strange Tales?"

Chu Jiuming: Huh???

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