The Sickly Beauty Is Forced to Livestream Metaphysics and Goes Viral

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Blurb: Shen Zuocheng, a dazzlingly talented national preceptor with godlike looks, never expected to wake up in the modern world in the body of a useless, beautiful, universally despised man.

His family despised him, his scumbag boyfriend was cold, and his fair-weather friends framed him...

The national preceptor made a quick calculation: That's it?

Faced with the bustling modern city, Shen Zuocheng sat down on the street. "Fortune-telling! Ghost-catching! Feng Shui!"

He only wanted to make enough to eat, but a smooth-talking con artist dragged him into the entertainment industry.

On a livestreamed talent show, while everyone else fought to get in front of the camera to sing and dance, he kept his hands tucked into his sleeves and hid outside the frame, catching ghosts, telling fortunes, and analyzing characters.

The thousands of viewers in the livestream: Scam artist, get lost!

Later...

As the livestream continued, Shen Zuocheng's Weibo account exploded in popularity.

Fans: I love how you don't want to work, but have no choice but to do it.

Fans: Bring the camera over and shove it in his face! Don't let him hide!

The guests who had looked down on him on the talent show all begged him, "Please, Master Shen, let me book a fortune-telling session."

Film directors from all over fought to hire him: "Master Shen is so ethereal and otherworldly. He's perfect for my movie. Nobody else can have him!"

The billionaire Shen family came to take him home, and his scumbag ex knelt and begged for forgiveness...

Millions of viewers: Face-slapping! So satisfying!

On a dating reality show, Shen Zuocheng made a quick calculation.

He turned to the wheelchair-bound, supposedly celibate and aloof actor, who was known to avoid scandals, and said earnestly, "You're surrounded by ten thousand ghosts, and you don't have long to live. You should go to a temple and become a monk! Seek the Buddha's protection!"

The actor narrowed his cold eyes and spoke in a low, chilly voice. "Is that so? You look like a Buddha to me. Why don't you save me?"

The viewers were in an uproar!

Wasn't Actor Qin supposed to hate fortune-telling?

One day, Shen Zuocheng got drunk and fell into a warm embrace.

When he woke, he found himself staring into the eyes of the disabled CEO and actor.

Shen Zuocheng: Forgive me, forgive me! I should catch a few more ghosts and build up some good karma.

But the ghosts he caught knelt in front of the actor and banged their heads on the ground.

Together, they cried, "Ghost King, save us!"

[A sickly, adorable yet fierce, stunningly beautiful exorcist on the bottom x a mad, jealous Ghost King on top / A pair of thousand-year-old enemies who save each other, one-on-one, sweet romance]

Reader's Guide:

1. Lots of original worldbuilding, no real-life inspirations!

2. Not scary. Comedic, sweet, and satisfying, with shamelessly indulgent wish fulfillment. Logic not included. If it's not for you, don't read. No need to tell me you're dropping it, just click X.

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Blurb: Shen Ci, the fearsome Demon King who once ruled the world, woke up to find himself in the body of a useless, sickly man despised by everyone across the stars.

From the start, he was thrown away like a pawn and dumped in a beast-training camp on a remote planet.

The entire interstellar world waited to see the ferocious beasts skin him alive, crush his bones, and drink his blood.

But what actually happened was...

The ferocious beasts cheerfully lined up to massage the back, fan, and rub the legs of this delicate, fragile, universally despised porcelain doll...

Faced with the problem of scarce supplies on the planet and their pretty, fragile brother having too little to eat and nothing warm to wear, the beasts spontaneously started livestreaming to earn him food money.

A fearsome tiger with enormous fangs begged sweetly for a fur rub on livestream!

A vicious, brutal mermaid acted cute on livestream, begging for a loving hug!

A violent, ferocious dragon put on a meek act on livestream to beg for affection!

The Empire's strongest war god, Qin Chi, waved his hand and tossed hundreds of millions of Star Coins into the beasts' livestream, announcing, "I'll take the whole stream."

The beasts saw Qin Chi's account and were so frightened that they revealed their true forms and switched into emergency battle mode.

Shen Ci: ?

The beasts tearfully complained: "He's the one who locked us up here! He's a demon!"

Shen Ci lazily raised his eyelids and frowned. "Isn't that the guy who snuck into his room in the middle of the night last..."

Next novel, The Villainous Big Shot Is a Little Kitten

Blurb: Qiu Chi had diligently followed the script and completed his big-villain story arc. He thought he would finally receive the ultimate prize: a luxury beach house.

But the System said it had short-circuited and was suspending service.

Before Qiu Chi could even appeal, a burst of static turned him into a little kitten, and not just any kitten: the kitten belonging to the protagonist he'd bullied countless times.

This was completely ridiculous.

When the protagonist saw his enemy, his eyes would surely turn red with rage. He'd pluck every last bit of fur from Qiu Chi and make a pot of cat soup.

Run!

But the moment Qiu Chi took off on his little legs, the protagonist grabbed him, pulled him into his arms, rubbed his fur vigorously, and nuzzled him... then held him and cried.

"Is that bastard Qiu Chi dead? How dare he die?"

"How could he die? What's the point of me being alive, then?"

"No, someone murdered him. I'm going to avenge him and wipe out the Qiu family. So what if he was the fake young master? How could they kick him out of the house?"

Little kitten Qiu Chi shook his head. "No, no, I died on my own. You idiot, don't cause trouble for me. I worked so hard to finish my villain mission. Wait, this doesn't make sense. Shouldn't you be happy that I'm dead? Why are you crying?"

Unfortunately, all that came out of his mouth was, "Meow, meow, meow..."

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