The Sick Beauty Was Forced to Perform Metaphysics Live Broadcast and It Went Viral

[Following the article "Villain Zai Zai's Interstellar Live Broadcast to Find Stepfather" and "Villain Boss Is a Little Kitten" I'm asking for acceptance] Copywriting of this article: Imperial Master Shen Zuochen is astonishingly talented and beautiful, and looks like a god. However, unexpectedly, he transforms into a modern trash beauty and is disgusted by everyone. The family is disgusted, the scumbag is indifferent, and the gangsters are framed... The Imperial Master counted with his fingers: That's it? —— Facing the bustling modern city, Shen Zuochen sat down on the street and asked: Fortune telling! Ghost hunting! Look at Feng Shui! I just wanted to fill my stomach, but I was dragged into the entertainment industry by a big scammer. In the live talent show, while others were trying their best to get into the camera, singing and dancing, he used his hands to hide outside the camera to catch ghosts, tell fortunes, and measure characters. Thousands of netizens in the live broadcast room: You damn liar, get out! Later At the end of the live broadcast, Shen Zuochen's Weibo account exploded Fans: I just like the way you don't want to open but have to open. Fans: The camera is coming, slap him in the face and tell him to hide! ! The guests on the talent show who looked down on him all begged, "Please make an appointment with Master Shen for a fortune-telling time." Film directors from all walks of life are vying for it: Master Shen is so celestial and spiritual that he is suitable for filming my movie, so don't fight for it. The billionaire Shen family came to pick someone up, and the scumbag knelt down and begged for mercy... Thousands of viewers: Slap in the face, so delicious. —— On a love variety show. Shen Zuochen counted with his fingers. He said seriously to the disabled actor in a wheelchair who was rumored to be abstinent and aloof, the insulator of scandals, "You are haunted by ghosts and your life is not long. You should go to a temple and become a monk! Seek the protection of the Buddha!" A certain actor narrowed his eyes coldly and said in a low voice, "Really? You look like a Buddha, why don't you come and save me." Netizens were in an uproar! ! Doesn't the Movie Emperor Qin hate this kind of fortune-telling the most? —— One day, Shen Zuochen got drunk and fell into a warm embrace Waking up and running into the eyes of the crippled tyrant and best actor Shen Zuochen: Sin! Sin! Catch a few more ghosts to make merit. The captured ghost knelt in front of a certain movie king and kowtowed. They shouted in unison, "Ghost King, help me!" [The yandere and stunningly beautiful Master Shou who is cute and fierce x the crazy and jealous ghost king Gong / A pair of thousand-year old enemies, redeeming each other, 1V1, sweet] Reading guide: 1. There are many private devices and no prototypes! 2. It's not scary, it's a sweet joke, it's a brainless and stupid article, it's very logical, I don't like it by mistake, you don't need to tell me if you want to abandon the article, just click X ——————————————————————————————— The follow-up article "Villain Zai Zai's interstellar live broadcast to find his stepfather" is rolling around and begging for acceptance. I kneel down to thank you all, dear ones, and click on the column! What one~ Copywriting: The all-powerful and feared Demon King Shen Ci woke up and became the trash of the entire galaxy, hated by thousands of people. At the beginning, he was treated as an abandoned child and thrown into a ferocious beast training camp on a remote planet. The whole galaxy is waiting to see him being skinned, broken into pieces, and drinking blood by ferocious beasts. But the fact is All kinds of ferocious beasts happily lined up to beat the back, fan, and pinch the legs of this beautiful and fragile porcelain doll... Faced with the shortage of supplies on the planet and the problem of little beauty's brother having enough food and clothing, all kinds of ferocious beasts spontaneously started live broadcasts to earn rations for his brother. The ferocious tiger with its big fangs showing off is begging to be petted online! The ferocious and cruel mermaid sells cute and courtship hugs online! The violent evil dragon with its fangs and claws is pretending to be a good boy online! …… Qin Chi, the strongest god of war in the empire, waved his hand and threw hundreds of millions of planet coins into the live broadcast room of the ferocious beasts, "booking the room" When the ferocious beasts saw Qin Chi's account, they were so frightened that they revealed their true colors and started emergency battle mode. Shen Ci:? The ferocious beasts from all walks of life complained with tears on their faces: He is the one who locked us up here, he is a devil Shen Ci lazily raised his eyelids and frowned, "Didn't this sneak into his room in the middle of the night last night..." —————————————————————— Continuation of article 2 "The villain is a little cat" Copywriting: Qiu Chi, who diligently completed the villain route according to the script, thought he could finally receive the ultimate prize-Bieye by the Sea. But the system said it had a short circuit and suspended service. Before Qiu Chi could complain, he suddenly turned into a little kitten. He was still the little kitten of the protagonist who had been bullied by him in every possible way. This is off the mark. If an enemy is extremely jealous when they meet each other, then the protagonist will definitely pluck out all its cat hair and make a pot of cat soup. Run! But as soon as he opened his short legs, the protagonist grabbed him and put him in his arms. He also brushed his cat fur vigorously, rubbed his face against him... And cried bitterly while holding him. "Is that bastard Qiuchi dead? How do you think he dared to die?" "Why did he die? Then what am I still alive for?" "No, he was killed by someone. I want to help him take revenge and wipe out the Qiu family. What's wrong with him being a fake young master? Why should they kick him out of the house?" The little cat Qiuchi shook his little head, "No, no, no, I died on my own. You bastard, please don't cause trouble for me. I finally completed my mission as a villain. Something is wrong. Aren't you supposed to be happy that I'm dead? What do you mean by crying?" However, these words came out of his mouth in just a few words, "Meow, meow, meow..." —————————————————————————— A freshly completed article, a sweet little novel "Thousands of people despise a seducer and become a heartthrob again" I'm rolling around begging for help. I kneel down to thank all my darlings. Please click on the column. Purpose: Work hard, make money and make a living