
Salted Fish Taoist Priests Were Forced to Open Business
咸鱼道士被迫营业
by Meat Fire Fire (肉火火)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 100k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[The whole book is only 89 cents. It is not easy to write. Please support the original version, little angels. Kneel down and thank you! Next door, "Thousands of people despise the workman and become a heartthrob again [Entertainment Circle"] has started, so I'm rolling around to get it! ] After the poor Taoist priest Mu Bai spent his last dollar, he closed his eyes and stared at his feet, feeling extremely poor. When he came to the Hall of the King of Hell, he met the King of Hell who was drunk and in a very good mood, and gave him a chance to be reborn. Mubai was reborn in a super-awful detective in the eyes of outsiders and a super-awesome Taoist priest in the eyes of his disciples. The detective has a smooth complexion, a beautiful face, and a pair of yin and yang eyes that can see ghosts. After rebirth, Mu Bai vowed that no matter how hard he died, he would never die poor. We must not engage in feudal superstition, and we must take the healthy road of scientific prosperity. But the case of the girl with dead wood, the case of the secret room in the fog, the case of the dismembered corpse of a popular little flower... Are not serious. There are actually cases of zombies cannibalizing people, cases of ghosts in red looking for murder, and cases of infant spirit resurrecting... It's my old business again! If you often walk by the river, your shoes will get wet after all. Huangquan Express, make a fortune. Taobao in the underworld, happiness forever. There was even a little ghost sleeping on a dark and windy night. The kid has fair skin, good looks and long legs. He can warm the bed and help solve crimes. He can go out of the hall and into the kitchen. Charge into battle, be good at acting coquettishly and cutely. So cute. One day. Mubai brought all his belongings and walked majestically to the kid, "This is the country I have built for you. The country is for you, and you belong to me." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Next door, "Thousands of people despise the workman and become a heartthrob again [Entertainment Circle]" has been released. I'm asking for help. What kind of person is this? Copy of this article: Lin Yiyu is a real young master who was born with a pure gold key in his mouth. He is as fair and delicate as a porcelain doll! I work with heaven, earth, and air every day, and I don't know what sorrow is! Known as the boy who scattered wealth, the reincarnation of Bodhisattva... The wealthy and impregnable family was destroyed by him! Lao Gong, who loved him dearly, was also killed by him! The good "brothers" who used to surround him began to avoid him one by one! ! A man-made car accident, reborn back to the age of eighteen. He decided to change his way of life! No one can steal his wealthy family, and no one can touch his old attacker! ! After putting on her white and blue striped school uniform, she clutched her schoolbag tightly and went to find his eighteen-year-old Lao Gong... But he was blocked by a group of tall sports students at the school gate. "Hey, money-spreading boy, keep the money, otherwise..." Lin Yiyu saw his old, fair and delicate face in the distance and raised his eyebrows, "Humph, you are bullying me. I want to tell my husband that my husband Feng Xuanyuan is a very good fighter." "Feng Xuanyuan?" "Brother Feng, this guy said you are his husband." Feng Xuanyuan looked over with cold eyes, "Pengci?! You're finished..." Feng Xuanyuan, with a face like a sculpture, tall and long legs, evil and arrogant, and a prominent family background He has been very troubled recently There is a pretty little crybaby who always hangs around him, staring at him studying, eating, and exercising all day long... You can't be fierce yet. If you are fierce, you will cry loudly... The entire Pingyang Middle School was afraid of him, and they would run away from him as if they were seeing the King of Hell. When this little crybaby saw him, she was as happy as if she saw gold. She rushed towards him and shamelessly called him "husband"! But when he received the admission notice from Tsinghua University, this little crybaby suddenly disappeared. Four years later... It is said that there is a desperate Saburo in the entertainment industry, a new top star with outstanding acting skills, and the Best Actor Feng is crazy. Every day, I catch a beautiful newcomer who has just debuted. No matter whether the newcomer's small variety show or a big show, I rush to grab it. Until later the Best Actor of the Year Award Ceremony Actor Feng, who was standing on the stage to present awards to the newcomers, held a microphone in one hand and firmly grasped the newcomer's wrist with the other hand. His eyes were scarlet and his voice was hoarse, "You try to hide from me again?" This scene immediately became a hot search topic, and people all over the Internet speculated about the relationship between them? That night, newcomer Lin Yiyu suddenly posted a picture on Weibo, and @fenxuanyuan: Let me introduce, my husband The hot search exploded again, and the entire network was paralyzed. Fan: ? ? ? ? That super top actor with countless assets, good looks and figure? But, isn't that Lin Yiyu's mortal enemy? Aren't they always at each other's throats? [The cute little creative master is attacked by X, paranoid, gloomy and crazy criticizing the best actor] Food Guide 1:1v1. Both attack and shou have celebrated their eighteenth birthday! ! Double first love, both physically and mentally! Qiuqiu, dear angels, please collect one! 2: Wanjue's writing guidance, every word is typed out by the author's hard work. Everyone has their own preferences for carrots and cabbages. If you don't like them, please don't hurt them! Humble author, it's so difficult! 3: Our family is not really a useless loser who only knows how to act like a spoiled brat, he is just pretty. My heart is very strong, please move on to the main text. If you really don't like this style, don't hurt me, just click X. Kneel down and thank you! ! 3: The cover is from Bishui. Thanks to Gugu from Bishui for sending the picture. —————————————————————————— ———————————————————————————————— The follow-up article "I rely on fortune telling to become a top [entertainment circle]" is seamlessly opened, please accept it. Copywriting: There is a little Taoist priest left in the broken Taoist temple in the deep mountains. He is white, tender, cute, soft and waxy, but his belly is empty! Before his death, the master made him swear that he would not starve to death. So wearing a broken Taoist robe and a good-looking face that looked harmless to humans and animals, he went down the mountain, planning to catch ghosts and eliminate demons to make a little money! The ghost was not caught but he sold himself. A smiling little brother said that he liked his face and wanted him to be a background in the entertainment industry. He doesn't know what the background board is, but it tastes so good when it comes with food and shelter! ! However, when he entered the entertainment industry, it was as if he was cheating. He was temporarily dragged to participate in a talent show, and used a casually drawn yellow talisman to defeat the doll that became a spirit! Acting as a Taoist priest who catches ghosts, he actually caught ghosts and was praised by the director of the supernatural film. He went to a variety show where he entered a haunted house. The other artists were so frightened that they cried, while he sat on the ground and played cards with the ghosts out of boredom. Start a supernatural live broadcast, hundreds of ghosts are flying in the sky, and gifts are flying on the screen. If you casually tell people's fortunes, they will always hit the mark! ! Number one fan: Brother can obviously rely on his face to make a living, so why must he rely on his ability? Please, brother, let's use our faces. It's not a pity for someone so handsome! ! Shen Zuochen shook his head in a daze: I am shameless and want a small amount of money to buy delicious food! ! Until one day the ruthless actor Fu Luoling came to him and asked him to calculate his fate. Shen Zuochen calculated for a long time but couldn't figure out what kind of thing this guy was? Actor Fu pinched his chin with his slender and powerful fingers, his eyes cold, "I'm looking for a marriage with you. I've been writing about it for a long time. I'll pay you to me." Shen Zuochen thought of Movie Emperor Fu's gold and silver, and nodded with gleaming eyes, "I can..." Later On a dark and windy night, the gates of hell were wide open and hundreds of ghosts were walking at night. Shen Zuochen was ready for a big battle. Actor Fu hid behind Shen Zuochen, "It's so scary, so scary..." Hundreds of ghosts knelt in front of Movie Emperor Fu and shivered, "King of Ghosts, spare your life!!" Shen Zuochen: Are you the Ghost King? Actor Fu: Maybe... Right! Shen Zuochen thought back to last night, "I am a Taoist priest who catches ghosts, but I was given to you, a ghost king, to...??" Remarks: 1: A light-hearted and funny article, not scary, mainly accepting, HE 2: The master of the Peerless Temple has cute breasts, please take them away with you, the little cuties. Take one! ! Purpose: United powerful forces to safeguard world peace and uphold justice
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