The Heiress Doesn't Want to Be Famous

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Shen Qichi is a trust-fund kid with a golden finger made of gold! During her paid vacation, the System drops her into an entertainment-industry novel called Contract Siblings, where she becomes a stand-in used by the male lead to test his true feelings: a talentless beauty with a mountain of scandals, ranked 38th tier.

Before leaving, the System warns her:

"Stay away from the female lead. She has a skill that makes everyone around her lose their jobs. The brainless supporting women either get face-slapped or are on their way to get face-slapped."

"Also, don't look at the male lead's face. He has a beauty halo, and you'll fall madly for him."

"That's all I can do for you. Good luck."

Shen Qichi pats her thumping little heart. "..."

Fortunately, her golden finger is Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V.

After transmigrating...

1. Give a supporting woman a golden finger [reborn memories]: Wholesale golden fingers from Yiwu. You have one, I have one, everyone has one!

2. Copy the male lead's [beauty halo]: Who the hell doesn't want to be adored by everyone?

3. Copy the female lead's [intelligence-reducing attack]: Face-slapping? Ha. The audience loves a thrill. Beautiful women slapping each other? Come on, let's make a scene!

System: -_-||| How did a vacation turn into becoming a huge star in the entertainment industry? So, big shot, you were pretending all along...?

Shen Qichi: I was.

Reader's guide:

1. Nonsensical humor, no brains, no logic. If this pollutes your beautiful eyes, I'll get down on my knees and beg you to spare my life.

2. The female lead's golden finger is completely useless. She wins through sheer absurdity.

3. The male lead is purely a background character.

4. The variety show rules are loosely inspired by Survivor and Sisters Who Make Waves. I'll keep the rest under wraps for now.

5. The blurb has been edited, but it won't affect your reading.

--------Coming soon next door: My Artists Are All Immortals--------

Yan Tu worked as an assistant to an internet celebrity. Just as the celebrity started getting famous, she ditched Yan Tu and signed with a major talent agency.

Fine. I'll do it myself!

Yan Tu starts a new company and signs a batch of immortal men and women through the Nantianmen Entertainment app.

On their first day, Yan Tu looks perfectly calm on the outside, but is panicking inside. "Everyone, please show us what you can do."

Her artists each show off their unique talents:

Hua Mulan: Good at fighting.

Red Boy: Good at having fun.

The Dragon Girl: Good at crying.

Han Xiangzi: Good at... blowing?

Yan Tu forces a smile. "This cool boy here deserves a commendation. He just joined our company, hasn't said a word, and rolled up his sleeves to get straight to work. Very down-to-earth!"

The immortal men and women: "...He's called Chen Jiu. He's not just down-to-earth, he's also very much at home in the underworld."

Yan Tu: "...?"

Netizens: Who on earth is the talent agent at NTM Entertainment? Every new artist at the company is unbelievably good-looking, and whoever they sign becomes famous!

Yan Tu: [I'm no god. I'm just a god's delivery person.]

Yan Tu: [They're all immortals. Of course they're out of this world.]

A celebrity comes back to her. "Can we talk about signing with you?"

Yan Tu: "You know the signing standards for authors on Jinjiang? Our bar is even higher! You don't meet them, so we won't sign you."

--------Coming soon next door: The Transmigration Got Its Directions Backward--------

1.

Huo Xiuxiu had extraordinary bones, immense strength, and impressive martial arts skills. Her goal was to carry on the Huo family's martial arts legacy.

Then, one day, she transmigrated twelve years... into the future!

Her university admission letter had expired, she had to take the college entrance exam all over again, her father was poor, her house was falling apart, and her friends were old.

A thousand grass-mud horses galloped through Huo Xiuxiu's mind. "..."

Once she realized she couldn't go back, Huo Xiuxiu understood one thing: a girl should focus on building a career. First step: solve a function problem, A intersect B = (+?)

2.

Xu Jinche, founder of SOLO, is refined and detached, with no interest in love or desire.

Rumor has it his white moonlight mysteriously disappeared twelve years ago. His admirers are getting restless, thinking they may have a chance to take her place.

Who would have thought the white moonlight would return?

His admirers cling to the hope that after twelve years, no matter how long she waited, that white moonlight must have turned into an old moon by now.

But why is she...

Only eighteen, fresh as a sprout?

3.

Xu Jinche: "Do you know what I have in common with Xu Xian?"

Huo Xiuxiu: "You both have the surname Xu?"

Xu Jinche: "No. We've both waited years for our wives."

Theme: A slacker becomes a sensation in the entertainment industry.