A day in heaven is a year on earth. So is one year one day, or one day one year?
Long Qianwen (kneading): Lord Star Sovereign, how do you like my technique? Want to add another hour?
He Lan (limp all over): N-no, that's enough...
Long Qianwen (coldly): Didn't I hear that you've been especially fond of working overtime lately, my lord?
He Lan (shuddering): I never said that! You're making things up out of nothing! Imagining things out of thin air!
Everyone else: It's true, we can testify! Just look over here →_→
Theme: Lighthearted, funny, and healing (a way to pass the time)