On the first day the imperial general took office, an unidentified object fell from the sky.
The theologians declared: This person is fair-skinned and beautiful (handsome and dignified), and falling from outer space is an auspicious sign (he is the general's destined one).
The scavenger Jansen packed his things and prepared to board a ship and flee. "Carry on. I'm just a scrap collector passing through."
The general scoffed at theology and issued a stern command: "Take him away for questioning!"
Jansen protested. "I really do collect scrap! Aaaah!"
He thought the scavenger's life was over, but instead he ended up living the sweet life, coasting on the general's success. He followed the big shot into battle and won every time, becoming famous wherever they went and all but the Federation's lucky mascot.
The God of War, Jansen, took it easy and let others support him. When he wanted a spaceship, the general personally built him one for scavenging. When he wanted to drive a submarine, the general built him an ocean to play in.
After another victory, the general asked, "What do you want this time?"
Jansen crossed his legs and pointed at the imperious big shot before him. "You."
Theme: Love bravely, love boldly
