After We Switched Bodies, My Husband and I Divorced

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[Coming Soon] "The Female General Star" and "Hollow Lover"

[Synopsis]

Gu Jiao never imagined that she would wake up one morning and find herself transformed into her own husband, Qin Hua!

There's nothing particularly shameful about her secret. Women make mistakes, after all. All she has to do is keep it hidden. But if Qin Hua became her and discovered her little secret, then they'd be playing funeral music, covering her with a white cloth, and sending her off to the whole village's funeral feast in one go.

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Qin Hua always thought he'd married a wonderful wife. Gu Jiao was virtuous and a model of what a lady of the house in the capital ought to be. It wasn't until a twist of fate put him in his wife's body that he realized just how wrong he'd been.

His wife kept actors, gambled at pai gow, eavesdropped on people, and still had an on-again, off-again relationship with an old flame. She'd even plotted with her closest friend about how to bring the pretty young man she liked into the household after Qin Hua died.

Gu Jiao was practically guilty of every vice under the sun, short only of smoking opium.

Knowing her secret was out, Gu Jiao asked for a divorce. They parted ways, and five years passed. Everything had changed.

They met again on the vast sea. As the great ship pitched and rolled, Gu Jiao caught sight of him through the dense curtain of rain.

She suddenly regretted it. If only she'd met Qin Hua sooner, perhaps she wouldn't have made those mistakes.

Gu Jiao was about to turn away when she saw Qin Hua walking toward her, holding an umbrella over her head.

"The road ahead is long," he said coolly, though he tilted the umbrella toward her. "The rain is heavy. Don't catch a chill."

(A little character growth, an avalanche of melodrama, the heroine is not chaste and the hero is. If that's not for you, please don't read! If you love this kind of thing, come on in!)

(Cold on the outside, warm and devoted puppy of a man x forthright woman who doesn't realize it. He is chaste, she is not. A little melodrama, she tries to win him back, but if she can't, so be it.)

[Coming Soon]

"The Female General Star"

Bai Xingci is unlucky.

So unlucky that even after she transmigrates into a book, she's still a background character.

And the story has already ended.

What a joke. She might as well not have read it.

Her background-character sect is tiny. There's a background-character master above her and a few background-character junior disciples below her. She lives a bland, background-character life.

Luckily, this world has long since been transmigrated into by so many people that it's full of holes. There are plenty of channels on the Water Mirror, where she can chat, follow shows, and vote with fellow cultivators. Every day is a blast.

Then one day, her master sends her down the mountain to deliver a congratulatory gift to the leader of the Tianqian Alliance. For the first time, Bai Xingci steps into the mortal world.

Her master patiently advises her: "Sweetie, don't worry. If you see injustice, just beat it up."

Bai Xingci: "Huh? But I'm just a weakling!"

Before she starts fighting:

Holy Maiden of the Buddhist Sect: "Stay away from me, you country bumpkin!"

Young Master of the Tang Clan: "Here's a spirit crystal. Go pick that immortal herb for me."

Little Golden Dragon Crown Prince: "Foolish mortal! It's your good fortune to sacrifice yourself to me!"

White Lotus Saintly Senior Sister: "Fellow Daoist, you're being rather heartless. He's so pitiful. Why not take a step back and let everyone live in peace?"

After she starts fighting:

Holy Maiden of the Buddhist Sect: "Wah! Big Sis! Please don't kick me out! I'm great at laundry and cooking! What are you having for dinner tonight?"

Young Master of the Tang Clan: "Sister Bai, say the word and I'll go through fire and water for you! This mermaid silk cost me a fortune. Didn't you need a cloth to wipe your blade? Please use this!"

Little Golden Dragon Crown Prince: "Take my dragon's reverse scale. It'll keep you safe for life. If anyone tries to hurt you, I'll protect you even if my soul is scattered!"

White Lotus Saintly Senior Sister: "Xingci, you're right. These people deserve a beating. Is your hand tired? Want me to blow on it?"

She'd always thought she was a background character. Later, she discovered she was actually the protagonist.

If I may be frank, everyone here is trash.

Even against thousands, she can wield her blade alone and vanquish every demon, ride the wind and break through the waves, and rise above all the ghosts and monsters.

She was born to cleave through primordial chaos and defy the Heavenly Dao.

Many years later, Bai Xingci pats her disciple on the shoulder and proudly points to the hole in the sky. "Kid, see that hole? Your master did that! Piece of cake. Easy as anything."

A prickly, overbearing little princess x an unlucky, self-important straight man who loves to complain

(Oh, the male lead is the one above.)

"Hollow Lover"

Chi Yin died, going overnight from the chairwoman of a famous entertainment company to a minor actress with no name.

No money in the bank, no looks to speak of, and scandal following her everywhere. She wishes she could be reborn on the spot.

Her manager earnestly advises her to find a sugar daddy. Chi Yin refuses at first, until she attends her own funeral and sees her ex-husband reminiscing about their love story with sorrow in front of everyone, then sweet-talking his new lover in private. Chi Yin explodes.

What kind of grudge do you have to be flirting in front of someone else's coffin?

So Chi Yin immediately calls her manager to find her a sugar daddy. Her plan is to climb to the top of the pyramid as fast as possible and destroy her scumbag ex-husband.

When she sees the sugar daddy, she's even more excited. With skin that fair, a face that beautiful, and such a gentle, refined manner, who's really getting the better deal here?

Chi Yin immediately forces him into bed. The next day, her manager calls and gives her a furious scolding: she'd been drunk and slept with the wrong person!

Chi Yin: "It's fine. I want him."

Innocent victim Song Jinyuan: "You bit my chest hard enough to break the skin. What do you mean, you want me?"

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A joke has been making the rounds in Beijing's elite circles: the Song family's crown prince has been harassed by some clueless little actress.

The actress sends him flowers, bags, and room keys, making a spectacle of herself all over town. She insists on becoming Song Jinyuan's girlfriend.

Who is Song Jinyuan? A celestial beauty, aloof and untouchable. How could a little actress ever hope to win him? Besides, everyone knows Young Master Song already has someone in his heart.

Everyone waits to see Chi Yin get her comeuppance. She'll be in for a rough time, she... she, she really became Song Jinyuan's girlfriend?

And Song Jinyuan insists he won't marry anyone else? He personally picks her up and drops her off at the set every day, brings her lovingly prepared lunches, openly declares his love, pours resources into making her an award-winning actress, and even helps her start a company?

Has everyone gone crazy?

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Chi Yin happily ruins the scumbag's reputation, pays back every cent Song Jinyuan has spent on her over the years, and plans to go back to being a happy business mogul.

But why are Song Jinyuan's eyes red as he asks hoarsely, "Why are you always so heartless and unfeeling? Why do you keep abandoning me?"

Chi Yin: "Always? Keep? Abandoning? Don't make things up, man. Aren't we just business partners? You pay, I provide the looks. I'm really not your girlfriend, okay?"

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He thought they would never cross paths again in this life. But, just like all those years ago, she barged into his world without warning, then cast him aside without mercy.

(Gentle, fastidious, beautiful man x carefree bad woman)

Theme: Love is just around the corner