(Infinite) The Poker-Faced BH

Q1: Do you believe Transmigration can happen? (Please be sure to answer) Young Man A (expressionless): That has nothing to do with you. Young Man B (with a deadpan smile): I don't answer speculative questions that waste my time. Young Man C (eyes widening): Transmigration? You mean the kind in novels? Come on, that's impossible, isn't it? Girl A (eyes lighting up): This is great material! It's given me some inspiration! Q2: Then how would you feel if you discovered you'd transmigrated to another world? (Please be sure to answer) Young Man A (expressionless): I don't see any need to answer. Young Man B (adjusting his glasses): I'm not here to answer such a pointless hypothetical. Your premise is highly uncertain to begin with, and in my view, a meaningless assumption is meaningless. Young Man C (smirking): Every world is the same. I don't care. Girl A (rubbing her forehead): It sounds pretty interesting. It'd be even better if it were a little more exciting. Q3: If you discovered you'd transmigrated, would you want to go back? (Please be sure to answer) Young Man A (narrowing his eyes): What are you trying to “do”? Young Man B (adjusting his glasses): Your answer must have some particular significance to you. Based on what we know so far... you're planning something, aren't you? You probably want to observe our reactions. Then may I assume you intend to take some sort of action against us? Young Man C (shrugging): I don't care. Ever since... I haven't thought this world had any color left. But I still want to go back, after all...? Girl A (rubbing her forehead): If that world is more interesting, I might stay. Q4: Do you want to know the meaning of life? Do you want to... truly live? (Yes or no) Young Man A (ignoring the question): ... Young Man B (chuckling softly): ...Interesting. What is this, a virus? Young Man C (curious): Truly... live? Girl A (hesitant): This is kind of interesting. If I can get some fresh inspiration from it... A roleplay-fueled work. If it gives you a shock, don't blame me. There won't be any reincarnated sages; there probably won't be a List of the Gods either, unless something unexpected happens. Warnings: 1. Infinite Terror is great, but all you Infinite Terror purists, please don't use knowledge from Infinite Terror to nitpick this story. 2. From now on, I want ordinary people's survival experiences, not a scattershot selection process for finding sages and their reincarnations. 3. There will be a lot of snark. If you can't handle it, feel free to... 4. The knowledge used here comes from games and ACG, not from something disguised by changing a few letters. If you have questions, look it up on Baidu. 5. Other than the original characters, none of this belongs to me. 6. I am not trying to bash anyone or the original works. 7. There will be Transmigration, an original protagonist, a woman transmigrating into a man's body, snark and shameless antics, and both first-person and omniscient narration. 8. The visual descriptions do not represent the author's opinions or worldview, but there won't be any positive values either. 9. This is roleplay material. Take it seriously and you've already lost. 10. If you accept all of the above, welcome to listen to my story. Warning: My daughter... oh, she's a son now. Even with punctuation, please read my son's dialogue in the same flat tone used when reading aloud from a textbook. If it shocks you, the consequences are your own responsibility. Last but not least! Expect insanity, chuunibyou, self-importance, a fragile heart, extreme simplicity and extreme stupidity, fanatics, world-hating rants, bizarre logic, cringe, Mary Sue moments, pain, giving up on oneself, and year-long hiatuses. If you can't accept that, feel free to leave.