The Laid-Back Divine Beast Just Wants to Fall in Love

Although Liu Xian is a snake, his dream is to be a lazy salted fish, one basking in the warmth of love.

So Liu Xian goes on countless blind dates, but every single one ends in disaster!

At long last, he meets someone who seems to be a perfect match. Overjoyed, Liu Xian is about to rush into the arms of love when a thunderbolt crashes down from above. The guardian of the Abyss Prison has come to arrest him!

Liu Xian has a very, very, very small secret: he's an escaped convict from the Abyss Prison.

The stern-faced guardian, as impartial as Judge Bao himself, sets his sights on Liu Xian and prepares to drag him back. But then he sees the venerable ancient monster Tengshe beating a bunch of little demons to a pulp to protect several humans, leaving them wailing for their parents.

Guardian: Um...

From then on, Liu Xian has a clingy nuisance he can't get rid of.

The nuisance not only barges into Liu Xian's house and wedges himself into his life, he also keeps ruining Liu Xian's chances at romance!

He can put up with plenty, but not this interference with his love life!

Liu Xian flies into a rage and fights back, only to be subdued again.

The Abyss Prison's guardian, with dark clouds gathering overhead, grits his teeth and glares at Liu Xian. "If you want to fall in love, can't you look at me?"

Bian, the Abyss Prison guardian in charge of punishment, as top x Tengshe, the escaped-convict doctor who just wants to lie flat, as bottom

P.S. The clinic is just for show. The author knows nothing about medicine. This story is about romance, not treating illnesses~

P.P.S. The logic has been eaten by the Cat Planet. Please don't overthink it~~

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Completed novels:

I've Been Stripped of My Human Status After Transmigrating

Theme: Everyone has many sides. Look at people from different angles and discover the good in human nature