Pluto and His Tea Conquer the Three Realms

[New article "My husband and I had a great relationship before divorce", please collect it~] Feng Xuexu is fair-skinned, beautiful and has long legs, but no one is chasing her. She always thought it was her own problem, but after a car accident, Feng Xuezhu discovered that she could see things that ordinary people couldn't. She was scared to death at first, but she soon discovered that not only would those things not harm her, they were also respectful to her and would respond to her requests. After daring to ask, Feng Xuezhu realized that she was the reincarnation of Pluto's wife. She was born with no luck in love. If she wanted to fall in love, she could only go back and marry Pluto. Feng Xuejue: Haha. Who wants to marry an Apiao? And I heard that Pluto is 1,000 years old, so he must be old and ugly. No one is chasing her, so she doesn't know how to chase people anymore? The newly moved little fresh meat across the door is very good. Although he suffers from eye disease, his eyes are very beautiful. When he looks at the wind and the wind, there are always twinkling stars, which is more charming than all the scenery in the world. "Sister is so awesome, she can actually catch ghosts." "As long as my sister is good to me, I don't want anything." "I am happy when my sister is happy. Anyone who bullies my sister is my enemy." …… Feng Xuezhu was so excited that she took Xiaoxianrou home. Suddenly she remembered something: Are you an adult? How old are you? Xiaoxianrou: No more, no less, 1,000 years old. Feng Xuezhu:... Get out! You old green tea! *************************** New article "Before the divorce, my husband and I had an explosive relationship". Please add it to your collection. Copywriting: At the award ceremony, Guan Ningxiang was dressed up, but a man stole the spotlight. The man was dressed in pure white and high-definition, with a cool and dignified temperament. A single look in his eyes caused the scene to lose control. The agent looked at the man's beautiful profile and asked doubtfully: "Is this Qi Xiyu, who came out of nowhere with a movie and became popular before he returned to China? Why does he look familiar to me? I think I have seen him somewhere?" Guan Ningxiang caught the man's gaze from across the crowd and said calmly: "It's on my marriage certificate." Agent: "Huh?" Guan Ningxiang: "That's my husband." Agent:! ! ! * After Guan Ningxiang and Qi Xiyu agreed to get married, they separated in the two countries. Two years later, the two met again to discuss divorce matters, but a love and marriage reality show showed up and offered sky-high remuneration. Guan Ningxiang: I am generally not moved by money unless there is enough. Otherwise, this marriage... Is not divorced yet? Small theater As soon as it was officially announced that the new movie king Qi Xiyu and the popular little girl Guan Ningxiang would appear on a love show, a mysterious person broke the news and claimed that the two were married by agreement, causing an uproar. The program starts In the first episode, Guan Ningxiang accidentally burned her finger with a red mark the size of a grain of rice while cooking live at home. That night, she returned home to Qi Xiyu, which was supposed to be in another city. Netizen: You have to hurry up, otherwise you won't be able to find the injury. In the second issue, Qi Xiyu visited Guan Ningxiang, who happened to be filming an intimate scene. Qi Xiyu invited guests to dinner and got the male protagonist drunk. Netizen: We know that you are definitely not jealous, you just have a good drinking capacity. In the Nth issue, Guan Ningxiang fell ill and sleepwalked in the middle of the night. She came to the living room where the camera was not removed, and curled up on the sofa like a kitten to emo. Qi Xiyu spoke to her carefully: "Why are you unhappy?" Guan Ningxiang: "We haven't had any kisses today. Does my dog have another cat outside?" Qi Xiyu: "... Go back to the bedroom and kiss." Guan Ningxiang raised her head: "No, it's right here!" Netizen:! ! ! ​Is this content you can watch without paying? You call this a marriage by agreement? ! Intention: The power of love