[The new article "He is not good" has been published~]
Nan Sang has been particularly unlucky recently. First, her family's company encountered a crisis, and then she caught her fiancé in bed and raped him the night before the wedding.
What's even more embarrassing is that her childhood rival Tou Sujiang witnessed the whole process.
The only consolation is probably that her fiancé cheated on her with Su Jiangshi's girlfriend.
Nan Sang proposed breaking up.
The fiancé held up his belt and said, "Think carefully, tomorrow is the wedding. Can you find someone who is more handsome and richer than me overnight and is willing to marry you?"
"I'm not a human being?" Su Jiangshi punched the scumbag to the ground.
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Su Jiangshi always thought that he liked gentle women, but Nan Sang was always venomous, arrogant and unyielding towards him, so she was definitely not his cup of tea.
The married life of the two was also noisy and restless.
Until one day, when Sujiang was socializing, he met a drunk Nan Sang.
She was like a lazy cat, nestled in the soft sofa, her eyes were as bright as stars, and she smiled brightly and openly at other men.
The charm of that smile cannot be matched by thousands of miles of scenery.
When Su Jiangshi took Nan Sang home, he accidentally bumped into the door frame.
Nan Sang laughed at him unceremoniously: "Are you blind?"
The drunken voice was soft and melodious. It was said to be sarcastic, but more like coquettishness.
Su Jiangshi was silent for a few seconds: "Yes, I'm blind."
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Nan Sang felt that Su Jiangshi was the most doggy man in the world, and the comments he gave him were all about being a dog.
One time after drinking, Nan Sang used a band-aid to cover the marks on his arm, not wanting his best friend to see it.
Nan Sang prevaricated: He was bitten by the family dog.
A week later, my best friend remembered this and asked Nan Sang: Has your dog gone crazy recently?
Nan Sang covered the new marks on his neck: Very crazy.
My girlfriend was shocked: That's rabies!
By chance, I was overheard by Su Jiangshi who was passing by.
That night, Su Jiangshi took off his tie and tied it around Nan Sang's eyes.
Nan Sang: What do you want to do?
Su Jiangshi leaned against her ear and said in an extremely gentle voice: Let you feel what it means to be crazy.
Nan Sang: Help QAQ
[Happy enemy cookies, marriage first, love later; the heroine has an ex, the hero only likes the heroine, and the girlfriend has a hidden secret; updated every day at 18:00]
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Pre-collection article ① "Sick Beauty CP becomes popular in survival variety show"
Copywriting: Hua Wu just woke up and found out that she was actually a frail and sickly beauty villain in a novel about the entertainment industry, so she was dragged to a desert island by the system.
Along with her, there are various villains from different backgrounds, such as demon kings, killers, future warriors, etc., Referred to as masters.
They will team up to participate in a multi-dimensional live broadcast survival variety show. Teaming up with Hua Wu is the disabled and useless prince in a wheelchair in the Machiavellian novel. Netizens gave them a very vivid group name: Sick Beauty CP.
It is said that the odds that the two of them can survive until the end of the show are ridiculously high.
At the beginning of the show, there is no food on the desert island.
The other groups went up to the mountains and down to the sea, each showing off their magical powers. The sickly beauty CP sat on the shore looking at herself in pity.
Barrage: [They won't starve to death in the first issue, right?
Soon after, a fish and shrimp crashed to death on the rocks at their feet.
Barrage: [Holy shit! Could this be the legendary Shen Yu Luo Yan? !
In the second episode of the program, the villains enter the horror house, and the CP who screams the least often gets extra points.
At the end of the show, the sick beauty CP screamed 0 times - they fainted as soon as they entered the door.
Barrage: [Laughing to death, it feels very CP.
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The CP of Sick Beauty has exploded in popularity, but it is still here. Netizens: How many surprises do you two have that we don't know about?
Hua Wu looked at the abandoned prince next to him who coughed up a mouthful of blood, but as long as he appeared, the monster did not dare to get close: I am also very curious.
The Wasted Prince: If I said I just sprayed too much SixGod and smoked them, would you believe it?
Hua Wu: I believe you are a big-headed ghost.
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Pre-received article ② "The society is afraid of becoming a heartthrob [through the book]"
Copywriting: Xu Qingli is in trouble.
The original protagonist was fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged, but she was a villain - she liked to play with other people's emotions and raised a pond of fish. In the end, she overturned while flirting with the male protagonist and ended up ruined.
The good news is that when Xu Qingli entered the book, the original protagonist didn't know the male protagonist yet.
The bad news is that Xu Qinglishe is afraid of being too salty and is most afraid of dealing with people.
Xu Qingli just wanted to be fooled quickly and get the company to agree to her withdrawal.
There were many people in the event. When taking a group photo, others grabbed the C seat, and Xu Qingli hid in a corner.
Media: She is so low-key, but she is no longer black.
A variety show requires guests to perform their talents in a busy city, but the guests resist.
The director advised: Everything is difficult at the beginning.
Xu Qingli: Then don't start?
Director: ...
Netizen: She is so humorous, I love her.
When the crew was filming, Xu Qingli's costume got stuck. She was too embarrassed to ask someone to help her fix it, so she just sat there all afternoon as a backdrop.
Xu Qingli: Good society dies.
Director: She is so dedicated. The next part will continue.
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Xu Qingli not only did not burn out, but became increasingly red.
Xu Qingli: Help!
Seeing no way out, Xu Qingli decided to take a different approach - according to the book, the company boss Wen Qiaozhou had a secret base where ulterior items were stored. The heroine of the original book broke in unintentionally and was brutally blocked.
On a dark and stormy night, Xu Qingli sneaked into Wen Qiaozhou's secret base and saw a beautiful man taking a bath.
Xu Qingli: "..."
It is indeed unspeakable.
Xu Qingli said bravely: "I said I didn't mean it. Do you believe it? If you don't believe it, you can lock me up."
Wen Qiaozhou, who had awakened his superpower, watched a "hiss, hiss, hiss" floating above her head, and tightened the towel around his waist: "I didn't expect you to be quite good at it."
Xu Qingli:? ? ?
Intention: To look at people and things from a developmental perspective