I'm Xu Wu, an oddball. Thanks to fate for giving me a childhood friend so I won't die alone. I originally studied traditional Chinese medicine, then took up biology as well. I'm listed as an executive at a company, and my annual salary is pretty good, so I can support my wife. Please don't try to steal her away from me!!!
My wife is Zhang Lingyu, so thanks, but no thanks. Anyone who tries to steal her from me is getting beaten up!
And anyone who flirts with my wife, too!
Zhang Chulan, with a swollen face (he deserved it): Uh…
Xia He, with a swollen face (laughing shamelessly): I only said a couple of things! You're so petty!
Zhuge Qing, with a swollen face (covering his face, speechless): Why did I get beaten up for flirting with you?
Wang Ye, with a swollen face (lying flat in serene resignation): Thanks for asking. I just said online that Daoist Lingyu was trendy, and got my face beaten in.
Welcome aboard! This will be updated weekly in the long run, but for now it's every three or four days. I'm fairly reliable about finishing my stories. This is the second version of the blurb. The first was too serious, so nobody read it (covers face and cries). Feel free to comment and point out any issues. However, this is a story with a fixed pairing, so please don't speculate about possible pairings. It's also fanfiction, so there will be some out-of-character moments and ideas from the author's imagination. For example, "Weeds of Yesteryear" is a series about Xia He's story; "Umbrella Tree" is about Xu Wu's growth…
The upcoming chapter titles will probably be named after herbs, too.
Three important reminders: welcome aboard, welcome aboard, welcome aboard!
Content warning: the tags say switch pairing, and there are scenes involving that.
Theme: Find a partner for Junior Uncle
First of all, I was actually a little confused at the beginning of the story, from Xu San's perspective, but I looked at the catalog and the protagonist seemed to be Xu Wu. Then Xu San said that he has an older brother and a younger brother, but his younger brother is called Xu San's eldest brother, and generally the family order is two or three... Then at the beginning, the relationship between the characters was a bit confusing.
Xiaowu simply replicates my mental state: I'm so sleepy, but class is about to begin, so cheer up (and then fall asleep at the speed of light)
Is it too late now? I just got into it recently and I really want it.
This Erhuayin is a bit awkward. Sleep again (nothing); today, not today;
Hey, isn't Mr. Xu's name Xu Xiang?
Hahahaha, you can imagine it
I want it, can I still give it now?
Ah, can I still have it now?
It's well written. Can I still ask for first blood now? 😭
Damn, can I still ask for first blood now?