The World as You Know It [Jujutsu Kaisen]

I'm Toge Inumaki, a second-year student at Jujutsu High. During a mission involving a cursed spirit, I was hit by its ability and transported to another world. This world has no cursed spirits, but it does have all kinds of supernatural abilities. When I was broke and about to starve, someone took me in and made me bodyguard to the boss of a certain port company. They call it bodyguard work, but I think that bandage-wrapped lump of black sludge treats me like a nanny and a trash can. Every day, he either asks me to wrap his bandages, spits black sludge at me, or tells me about different suicide techniques. It's exhausting, but I put up with it for the pay and room and board. Black Sludge in Bandages: Inumaki, pour me a cup of coffee. Black Sludge in Bandages: Inumaki, help me take care of these documents. Black Sludge in Bandages: Toge, sleep with me. Sleep with your grandpa! I can't do this job anymore. * Boss Dazai x Toge Inumaki (alternate timeline) * A bizarre crossover pairing. Why? Because love. There will be OOC, since they aren't even from the same series. * Inumaki will be able to speak normally later on. * This probably isn't a sweet romance. Theme: Someday, you'll find the person who can drive away your gloom.