Master of Persuasion Through Physics [Wuxia Crossover]

[Going VIP on October 22. Making a living isn't easy, so please support the official version, lovely readers!] What should one do with one's life? For Zhu Feixiang, it's travel the world and have fun. He has nothing to his name and no money in his pockets. He goes wherever the road takes him. It would be miserable enough to be lacking in material comforts, let alone spiritual ones, too. Though he doesn't look like a monk at all, Zhu Feixiang is always busy saving all living beings (as he puts it). Wherever he goes, evil people weep and lay down their weapons, and harmony reigns. Zhu Feixiang: Monks are compassionate. This humble monk enjoys helping others. The evil ones (aloud): The master speaks the truth! The master is always right! We'll turn over a new leaf! We will! (Inside): What kind of monk are you!? Have you ever heard of a monk who says, "Mercy, mercy, Amitabha," while beating someone black and blue!? Not every evildoer repents just because they've been beaten, so Zhu Feixiang has also taken up a side business, carrying his good deeds to the extreme. Side business one: Valley of Evil Valley Master Like a village chief, he patiently lectures people without tiring. With a father's loving concern, he hangs people from trees and watches them sway in the wind, shaking off the troubles of the mundane world. The evildoers hanging from trees: We wouldn't dare stop swaying. We've found enlightenment. Side business two: Creditor to a future top scholar Young Gu has had a difficult life. Born in a brothel district, he watches his mother fall gravely ill with no money for treatment. As malice grows in his heart and he is about to turn to evil, a master descends from the heavens and leaves him saddled with debt. Young Gu: ...The interest is way too high! Side business three: Neighbor to the young master next door Young Master Wang has no father and an uncaring mother. He's ruthless in thought and deed. One day, a fake monk suddenly buys the house next door. The monk is handsome, and all the girls go to see him. Young Master Wang tries to mess with him, only to be kicked right out the door. Young Master Wang: ...You bastard! This is outrageous! [Reading Guide] * A fake monk. * The protagonist's faction is chaotic good. He does as he pleases, knows little about Buddhism, and only understands the art of reforming people through physical force. The greatest physical reformer under heaven. * His name comes from the phrase "all forms are no-form." --- My completed genfics with no romance --- 1. "Come Take Your Medicine [Wuxia Crossover]" 2. "Did the Big Shot Go Wild Today? [Horror Crossover]" 3. "The Coolest Guy in the Whole Martial World [Wuxia Crossover]" --- My upcoming stories --- 1. "The Goofy Fortune-Teller Causes Trouble Online," genfic with no romance, lighthearted 2. "King of Hell," original story with no romance, goofy supernatural style 3. "After Becoming the Heroine of an Angsty Novel, I Debuted with the Demon God," original romance 4. "After Offending the Entire Cultivation World, I Regained My Memories," original boys' love Theme: The Bodhi tree was never a tree, and the bright mirror is no stand.‌‌