[Western Crossover] Physical Exorcism, From Beginner to the Grave

Are you still worried about strange noises coming from your attic? Are you troubled by that creepy wardrobe in your child’s room, the one that looks like it’s hiding the guy next door? Are you afraid of the paranormal phenomena that keep happening in your home?

What are you waiting for? If you’re experiencing anything like the above, call now! Father Todd will provide the finest service and the most convenient solution, leaving you with nothing to worry about!

Jason looks at the flyer in his hand and can’t help feeling embarrassed. "Hey, Constantine, just because your reputation is terrible and you can’t get any jobs, you don’t have to do this!"

"What are you afraid of, my little darling?" The blond man puts down his whiskey. "Or do you doubt your own exorcism skills? I can tell you this for certain, kid: you’re ready to go out on your own."

He doesn’t have a shred of magic, yet demons and ghosts alike are terrified of him.

"Nice!" Jason looks at his phone. "Looks like we’ve got a job!"

Tune in to Father Jason Todd as he teaches you how to perform an exorcism the proper way: physically. A serious discussion of the differences between physical and magical exorcism, and an in-depth examination of the limits of humanity and morality when the law is enforced with a critical hit.

[There will definitely be OOC, so don’t read if that bothers you. Jason will probably end up with Constantine in this story, but who knows what’ll happen later~ (please don’t kill me)]

Theme: Superstition can be deadly. Believe in science.