Marrying the Retired Emperor to Bring Him Good Fortune

(Please add my upcoming historical romance novels to your library: "Snatching a Dead Eunuch Right Off the Street" and "Turning a Short-Lived Extra into a Powerful Man's Beloved Wife"~) Blurb: Shen Wuyou, a master of medicinal cuisine, wakes up inside the imperial palace. Before she can enjoy any of the riches and splendor, she finds her husband half dead. His face is sallow and he's bedridden, with all kinds of potent, heat-inducing ingredients laid out beside him. At a glance, it's clear they're a recipe for an early grave. The ingredients were sent by the Shen family, and the original owner personally forced them down his throat every day. The eunuch speaks in a shrill voice: "Your Majesty, hurry and give him the medicine. If anything happens to the Retired Emperor, you'll be buried alive with him." Shen Wuyou is in the prime of her life. She has no intention of sending herself to her grave with her own hands. As she watches the death-dealing tonic about to be poured down the Retired Emperor's throat, Shen Wuyou finally snaps. She slaps the table and jumps to her feet. "Move aside. Let me give him a full rehabilitation treatment!" Zhuo Yuchen is the most diligent emperor in the dynasty's history. Unfortunately, fate has never been on his side. Chaos erupted as soon as he took the throne, and after being forced to lead the army into battle, he fell victim to a villain's schemes. He lost the use of both legs and developed a fainting disorder. With no other choice, he abdicated in favor of a worthy successor so he could rest and recuperate. But despite all that rest, his condition didn't improve. It looked as though he was about to die. In his desperation, Zhuo Yuchen's younger brother married off a noblewoman with the most auspicious appearance to bring him good luck. The noblewoman, Shen Wuyou, was rumored to be gentle and virtuous, but apart from her lucky-looking face, she was good for nothing. But once she entered the palace, Zhuo Yuchen discovered that this had absolutely nothing to do with the rumors! She could carry the Retired Emperor on her back and force him to take walks in the imperial garden. She could even get him to eat, despite his inability to swallow a thing for days. When a prince of a different surname tried to kidnap Zhuo Yuchen and threaten the imperial court, Shen Wuyou charged in, rolling up her sleeves. "Who dares touch my patient? Take this spatula!" The "delicate and frail" Retired Emperor hides behind her: ... And so Shen Wuyou drags Zhuo Yuchen back from the gates of death. Having tasted success, Shen Wuyou gets even more unruly. She climbs trees, goes swimming, makes friends with the imperial consorts, and teases the Retired Emperor, creating one uproar after another. The ministers submit memorials one after another: "The Empress Dowager is immoral. Please depose her and appoint someone else." Zhuo Yuchen, fully recovered, strides past the ministers who submitted the memorials and takes a seat beside the emperor. His voice is imposing and beyond question: "I would like to see who dares." Reader's Guide: 1. An alternate world with almost no connection to history, and plenty of author-created settings. The protagonists have an overpowered golden finger. 2. A silly, sweet 1v1 romance. Expected to go VIP on February 14, with a long chapter on launch day. Thank you for supporting the official version~ 3. The male lead had no time to take a consort before. Upcoming Historical Transmigration Novel "Turning a Short-Lived Extra into a Powerful Man's Beloved Wife" Blurb: Su Hanrui transmigrates into a book and happens to come across the most notorious treacherous official in the court, the story's number one villain. According to the original plot, she'll die at his hands in a month, and her corpse will be left in the wilderness. Terrified, Su Hanrui plans to escape in the dead of night, but the treacherous official corners her in the courtyard. "My savior, you've only saved me halfway. Where do you think you're going?" Su Hanrui: ... In the days that follow, she makes several attempts to escape, but every one fails. After thinking it over all night, Su Hanrui finally comes up with the perfect way to save herself. Since she can't leave, she'll make him leave of his own accord. The best way to drive a treacherous official away is to beat him at his own game! If you're sarcastic, I'll be even more sarcastic. If you're shameless, I'll be even more shameless. If you fall for me, I'll... Wait, what? Gu Feibai watches as the naive little white rabbit falls into his trap step by step, until she has no way to escape. "As my savior, you're responsible for the rest of my life." Later, a sweet and delicate young woman appears at the side of the court's most notorious official. When she says east, he doesn't dare go west. When she asks for tea, he doesn't dare drink water. The scholars of the capital: "We're corrupted. We meant to condemn the treacherous official, but shipping him and his wife is... kind of sweet." Upcoming Historical Romance "Snatching a Dead Eunuch Right Off the Street" Blurb: In her previous life, Du Huanxin obeyed her parents' wishes and married a man of equal standing. After the wedding, her husband revealed his cruel nature. Only then did she learn that her stepmother had deliberately sent her to hell so her own son could rise to power. For the sake of her family's reputation, Du Huanxin endured it. Only when she was left dead in the wilderness did she learn that she wasn't the only victim. Her stepmother had also played a part in the annihilation of her maternal family. Reborn before her wedding, Du Huanxin refuses to put up with it anymore. She's ready to beat the scumbag and kick her stepmother. After gathering the facts, she runs out into the street and drags a man into a house. Rumor has it he's gentle and refined, and that even as a eunuch, he has no interest in women. He's the perfect husband candidate. And it turns out the rumors are true! Du Huanxin narrows her alluring eyes and smiles brightly. "Let's make a deal." Half a day later, rumors are flying everywhere. Du Huanxin kneels in front of the family shrine. "Your daughter is willing to marry him to preserve the family's reputation." The Grand Tutor's daughter marries a eunuch as his companion, and Du Huanxin becomes a laughingstock. On their wedding night, just as Du Huanxin is about to discuss how they'll hide the truth about their fake marriage, the tall, handsome man pins her down. "You came right to my door. You can't blame me." Du Huanxin: "Wait, wasn't he supposed to be gentle and praised by everyone? What's with this overbearing attitude?!" Du Huanxin: "No, this isn't right. I came here to find a chance to take revenge, not to fall in love with you!" Wei Yuanming: "Eunuchs are pretty good at dealing with people who hurt others. I'll help you." Later, the prominent families of the capital watch Du Huanxin live a carefree life decked in gold and silver, and nearly tear their handkerchiefs to shreds. "Why is she so lucky? She just walks out the door and runs into a wonderful husband!" Theme: No matter how difficult things get, strive to create a better future.