The Whole Continent Thinks I'm Raising Weapons

[You have activated the Divine Artifact Parenting System] When the mechanical voice boomed in Xue Hanruo's mind, she was clutching a hammer beside a forge where lava surged. Rule number one for surviving in another world: When your weapons can act cute, fight for your attention, and get emo in the middle of the night, be sure to remember that you forged them yourself, and they're your kids. The seemingly cold Frost Sword, secretly a master of extravagant praise: "Mother's eyes shine brighter than the eternal sea!" The fiery, tsundere Flame-Patterned Blade, who secretly knits armor: "Whoever dares touch Mother's clothes had better answer to my scabbard!" The hopelessly shy Rose Spear, constantly hoping for a matchmaking date: "Um... could you stick me through that handsome guy next door's heart?" Only one silver-haired young man grinds his teeth ominously: "If you let these hunks of metal call you Mom again, I'll melt them all down into nail clippers!" Looking at the "children" darting around her room, Xue Hanruo suddenly remembers the last line of the System manual, written in blood: [Warning! All divine artifacts will inherit their forger's hidden attributes.] So... just how many strange things are hiding in her soul?! Raising nonhuman kids | Anthropomorphic weapons | Lighthearted and healing Theme: Ooh, look at you!