I Struck It Rich After 5T5 Got Trapped in the Prison Realm

Next up: Married Life Pretending to Be in Love with Boss Mori. The blurb is below. Blurb: I have a husband. Our families arranged the marriage. We each live our own lives, and we're both perfectly happy. Then one day, he got trapped inside the Prison Realm. After that, my life changed beyond recognition. As his wife, I naturally took his place as head of the family for the time being. My husband was trapped, while I spent my days shopping till I dropped. So what if the world is in chaos? Spending someone else's money feels amazing. I even found myself hoping he'd never get out, so I could spend the rest of my life as a lonely widow and enjoy the solitude. (I'd be free to keep a younger boyfriend on the side.) And I don't even have to worry about having kids. There are already some ready-made ones. Life is so wonderful. He should just stay in there forever. What's the point of having a man? Money is much better. One day, while bored out of his mind in the Prison Realm and picking at his fingers, 5t5 suddenly heard his arranged wife's thoughts. [Ugh, why won't he just die already?] [Why is he only trapped? I think black clothes would look pretty good on me.] To stop his arranged wife from getting her wish, 5t5 spent every day in the Prison Realm practicing mental wellness, hoping to live a few more years. Want me dead? Not a chance! Blurb saved on 2021.8.28 Notes: Third-person narration Pairing: Gojo The characterization is extremely out of character, and I know it. If that bothers you, run! Don't overthink the logic. It's a light, silly story! -------Coming Soon------- Married Life Pretending to Be in Love with Boss Mori Here's the thing: I'm the strongest in the jujutsu world, tied for first place with my big brother (or so I say), and I've gotten married. My spouse is gentle, considerate, and understanding. He has an adorable daughter and two handsome adopted sons, and I feel like I've already won at life. Aside from our considerable age gap, we're a perfect match. He's a doctor with a steady job and an annual salary in the tens of millions, though he often has to work overtime. That works out perfectly for me, since I have to go out from time to time to complete missions exorcising curses. But one day, on my way home from a mission, I stumbled upon a gunfight. My usually meek husband had his hair slicked back and radiated authority. A crowd of burly men bowed to him and called him their boss. Me: "???" So much for being a doctor. Since when was he also a Mafia boss? / Here's the thing: As the head of the Port Mafia, I secretly got married. My spouse comes from a simple family and is gentle and considerate. Every day, I come home from work and can leave all my exhaustion behind and enjoy life. My wife is a novelist, but unfortunately, she's too shy to ever let me read her work. A peaceful life always needs a little excitement, so one day, my secret identity was exposed without warning. Just as I was lamenting that my marriage was about to end, my wife walked through a hail of bullets, stepped on an enemy's hand, and came toward me. Excitedly, she said, "Honey, your new hairstyle looks great!" Me: "???" Something seemed off. After learning I was the head of the Port Mafia, she got even more excited. / Our marriage didn't end. After we revealed our secrets to each other, our feelings only grew more intense, and we fell back into the honeymoon phase. Marriage is so much fun. My husband/wife is even more fun! Theme: Relying on yourself is better than relying on others.