Abandoning Ghosts for Literature

I didn't want to become a ghost, but my boss said I wasn't allowed, because I'm freaking awesome, awesome enough to beat him within an inch of his life. I thought about it, then decided, whatever. So I picked up my pen. The characters are out of character. The plot isn't good. The writing is especially bad. Theme: A ghost who can't write terrible stories isn't a good big brother.