Gu Yue lived for thousands of years and experienced countless things.
In ancient times, he stayed in the tribe as an ordinary little person, using his not-so-smart mind to record what happened every day.
The tribal period ended, and successive generations of kings ushered in a prosperous age. Gu Yue changed his identity and wandered around the court, getting in touch with the truest king and understanding the cruelest laws.
Whenever he saw the end of a dynasty, Gu Yue would return to the house assigned to him by history and sleep peacefully. When he woke up again, it would be a new dynasty.
He lived like this for generations, not talking about marriage, only talking about state affairs.
Countless people tried to climb into his bed, but in the end they were all dragged out in despair.
Gu Yue thought that he was pure enough and would not fail in any dynasty, so he seduced and harassed every day.
Until he met Jiang Chizhou, the general of Jin Dynasty in Jin Dynasty
His habits for thousands of years changed one by one under Jiang Chizhou's watch.
"Yue Yue, seduce me. I can't control myself easily and follow you easily."
Gu Yue: "... Stay away from me."
"In the next seventeen years, he carved a person's name on the wooden board more than six thousand times."
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