[Preorders: The Ace Assassin Retires as a Security Guard in the Modern Era and My Wife, Back from the Dead, Is in Her Honeymoon Phase. Please add them to your collection!]
Lin Qi is the youngest disciple at a Taoist temple. She was raised as a boy after being disguised as one from childhood, and none of her senior brothers could beat her.
By accident, she transmigrates into an old-school angst novel as a frail, sickly supporting female character who is the male lead's white moonlight. The girl has melancholy eyes, porcelain-pale skin, and a fragile beauty. With a tendency to burst into tears, she is always teary-eyed, yet she insists on joining a horror variety show.
On the horror show, the other guests spend the day earnestly gathering clues and doing their best to complete their tasks.
Lin Qi dresses to the nines, touches up her makeup now and then, and watches the fun as if she's on vacation.
Netizens: I'll bet a dime Lin Qi won't last ten minutes tonight before crying and begging to quit!
The male lead and his supporting male characters in the book: For old times' sake, if you're scared, just hide behind us.
The other guests: Hah, just a pretty vase.
When night falls, Lin Qi does indeed cry, but she also punches a monster so hard that it gets embedded in the wall.
Netizens waiting for a show: This isn't how the script is supposed to go, is it??
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Later, everyone finally realizes that Lin Qi isn't some pretty vase. She's the real deal!
In a haunted ancestral home, Lin Qi turns pale as if she's about to faint, then cries as she beats the daylights out of a vengeful ghost.
In a bizarre village, Lin Qi clutches her chest and cries that she's terrified, then traps the monsters in a formation and makes them slap each other in the face.
Monsters: Sis, we're sorry, okay?!
The original male lead, the other male characters, and the other guests: Sis Qi, protect me!!
The netizens who used to despise her: Sis Qi is amazing! She's so beautiful when she cries and beats people up!
Lin Qi cried. I just want to be a delicate girl!!
★ A carefree power fantasy: the heroine is gorgeous, powerful, and ridiculously cool (her exact level of strength is in the title). The romance develops slowly.
★ An imaginary setting, part of a series about strange urban legends. The supernatural elements are real within the story, but all occult lore is made up by the author. The characters are not based on real people, so please don't draw connections to reality.
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[Preorder] The Ace Assassin Retires as a Security Guard in the Modern Era
Synopsis: Li Xiu was an ace assassin in ancient times. After spending her whole life striving to get ahead, she finally saved enough for retirement and was ready to disappear. Instead, she unexpectedly transmigrated into a storybook set thousands of years in the future.
Looking at all the schemes, backstabbing, and running after or away from each other, Li Xiu has no interest whatsoever. She just wants a quiet retirement and to slowly save up enough to quit working.
After leaving home, she happens to spot a job posting.
[Security Guard at XX Talent Agency]
Requirements: Young and strong, with relevant experience
Benefits: Meals and accommodation included, no overtime, five kinds of social insurance and housing fund
Li Xiu: Perfect fit! Easy money and a great retirement job!
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After starting work, Li Xiu finds that strange people show up at the agency's entrance every day.
She drags a shifty-eyed middle-aged man with a camera into the alley next door for an extended 'talk'; then she grabs a young man disguised as a food delivery courier and trying to sneak into the agency and tosses him out. People passing the agency instinctively hurry their steps, giving her a frightened glance as they go.
Li Xiu is very pleased. This job really is easy. She can even earn a little extra on the side as a bodyguard for the agency's entertainers.
At a commercial event, a hater disguises himself as a staff member and gives an entertainer a drink laced with drugs.
The entertainer is about to drink it when Li Xiu knocks it away. "It's poisoned."
The entertainer: !!
An entertainer at the agency is being attacked online, but they can't find evidence against the culprit to fight back.
That night, Li Xiu changes into black clothes, leaps across rooftops, and the next day slaps photos of the culprit's crimes down on the table.
The entertainer: ??
At a gala, a rival company bribes a cameraman to film erratically. Li Xiu overhears them and knocks the cameraman unconscious before taking his place.
The entertainer, just walking onto the stage, sees Li Xiu holding the camera: ???!!!
Is there anything you can't do?!
Later, the agency's entertainers start competing to book jobs just so they can have Li Xiu as their bodyguard. Wherever she goes, other talent agencies try to poach her with huge salaries. Fans of other celebrities surround her, insisting their idols will pay more if she switches over. Even people outside the industry come to her door with money and gifts!
Li Xiu: ??? I just want a quiet retirement!!
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[Preorder 2] The School Bully's Mom Is the Principal of an Elite Academy
Synopsis: Jiang Wei wakes up one day and discovers that she's traveled sixteen years into the future.
Her rich husband from their arranged marriage is still wealthy, and somehow even more handsome, with the added appeal of a mature man.
There's just one exception:
She has a sixteen-year-old biological son!
What's more, her son is the villainous school bully in a melodramatic campus novel.
The villainous bully grew up unloved, meets the innocent white-lotus heroine, falls for her without being loved in return, and dies a tragic death.
Looking at her rebellious son, who currently does nothing but oppose her at every turn,
Jiang Wei smiles calmly and turns around to buy the elite academy he attends.
Jiang Wei: I'll try being a principal for fun :)
[Completed] Ten All-Round Skills as a Substitute on a Girl Group Survival Show
Theme: Every kind of love deserves to be treated with kindness
It is definitely a very friendly and sweet article. I love it. I love it.
I'm a little bit reluctant to give up, but will it be a happy ending?
"Machines will definitely not come in." This is a big bug for the author~ Sister Qi
Ahhhhhhhhhh, I love, I love
Yay! Spread the flowers, spread the flowers~it's so beautiful!
Nice! Like it! ! !
Finished and looking forward to much better works
"It should just be that you are unaware" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ There is an extra word "you", so I probably didn't realize it.
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers
Hahahahahaha Wen Ge's careful plan