When the Male Protagonist Falls in Love with the Female Protagonist Bai Yueguang (Quickly Travel)

Yan Shu is a notoriously cold-hearted person. He will never waver in the face of peerless beauty, and he will never compromise in the face of money. Even if all kinds of female protagonists have been chasing him and loving him for decades and putting him on the top of their hearts, he can still push the female protagonist into the male protagonist's arms without changing his expression. Yan Shu: Don't love me, there will be no result. I'm just an assist machine with no emotion. Until one day, the aloof male protagonist, who was supposed to make an exception only for the female protagonist, suddenly rushed into his room with a flushed face and half-wet body, buried himself in his neck and rubbed her coquettishly, whispering love words. Yan Shu:...... System: Host, your heart rate is too fast. Yan Shu covered his heart and coughed dryly: It's okay, this body has congenital heart disease. System: ... I believe you are evil. The two thought it was just an accident, but it turned out... A world The actor, who was threatened by a threatening letter, did not hold onto the thigh of the naturally powerful heroine, but instead pushed him into a corner. She touched his waist wantonly with both hands, releasing hormones like crazy: Mr. Lawyer, I wonder what you think of me? He had to protect his employer's life, and he also had to find a way to bring the two of them together. Yan Shu, who was so anxious that he almost went bald, said, "I don't think it's good." :) Another world The male protagonist, a major general in an undercover prison, was struggling, and was almost pulled out by the villain's hands and bones. But instead of rushing to seek treatment and help from the prison doctor, the heroine, she pursued him intensely. In the dark prison punishment room, the male protagonist was half-kneeling and being hung up. When he saw Yan Shu, his eyes lit up. He raised his head and rubbed Yan Shu's hand aggrievedly: Mr. Warden. I'm so hurt, just let me go to your bed once. When Yan Shu heard that the hero was beaten to death, his lungs were about to explode as he ran away: Why don't I just beat you to death? :) Two worlds The forgotten god was on the verge of disappearing, but instead of seizing the time to cultivate a relationship with the gifted heroine, she came to his bedside. Holding Yan Shu's unconscious legs with his big hands, the god leaned over and whispered in his ear: Little investigator. As long as you are willing to be mine, how about I let you stand up again? Yan Shu, who was injured on the job and half paralyzed in bed, couldn't follow the plot, his face changed: Damn, you cheated! The system watched in despair as Yan Shu's career suffered a disaster. Ever since I met this new male protagonist, I have never completed a matchmaking job. System: Host, don't worry! I'm going to report him right now. Damn it, let's see if I don't let the leader fire him! Yan Shu coughed dryly and grabbed the system: Wait, um... There's no need to be so anxious. System:… Warning: slow wear, very slow wear PS: There are many ways to be a wolf or a nanny. Extremely proactive in seducing (?) Attacking VS verbally disdainful and superficially rejecting, but inwardly feeling disgusted and depressed. PSS: The heroine is also lovely, not bad. Xiao Shou treats the heroine as a little sister and loves her. PSSS: Most worlds will end with 1.2 Worlds in the end. Pre-receipt of the new article "Give the world of cultivation a little shock of placement flow" "Xiaoyao Xiuzhen" is a text-based placement-style cultivation game. The level of effort is outrageous, but fortunately the operation is extremely simple, and you only need to use a little bit. Left click, millions of skills, thousands of world magic weapons, mythical beast mounts, mine, mine, all mine; Click on the right, become an immortal or become a demon, turn a demon into a ghost, thousands of ways, defy the sky and the earth, they are all stupid. You can reach heaven and earth, and you can do anything. All worlds are in your hands. Tan Bei, a handicapped non-Emirati, reluctantly uninstalled the last card-drawing game and downloaded a cultivation game that is said to be playable by pigs. You don't know if you haven't played it, but you will be shocked once you play it. This game has many characters, high-quality painting style, and intelligent dialogue. The more you play, the more you get into it. Until this game, text becomes 2D, 2D becomes 3D, 3D becomes holographic... Tan Bei: Wait, is something wrong?! * The Ten Thousand Immortals Sect has recruited a group of new people, but one of them is a little bit strange. At the auction, tears flowed from the corners of the mouths of the newlyweds looking at the items in the brochure. Monk A: Now let's talk to my parents. If I don't want to convert the spiritual stone, I'll give it to purple sand! Monk B: Isn't it just a liver attack? I'm going to go on the monster-killing mission! Tan Bei grabbed a few Qiankun bags: I will go into seclusion for a few more days to breathe, and try to produce more spiritual stones in these days! Monks:...? Wait, what do you think your retreat can produce? In the cultivation competition, all the elders were full of praise when they saw the final ranking. Elder Dan Xiu: Hey, the number one this year is actually a newcomer. This little kid named Tan Bei is really good. Elder Jianxiu: What a coincidence, the number one person on my side is also named Tan Bei. Elder Qi Xiu: Hahaha, there are so many people named Tan Bei this year. The number one on my side is also named Tan Bei. Everyone:... Sect Leader: How many Tan Bei are there in our sect? Elder D looked troubled: Is it possible... That they are all the same person? Everyone:? Because he felt ashamed to be Tan Bei's teacher, Tan Bei was packed up and sent to a forbidden place overnight, and finally was sent to a certain ancestor who was in seclusion. Two people:… Tan Bei sucked, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said tactfully: "Yeah, it's not impossible." Ancestor:………… late at night The ancestor looked at Tan Bei sitting on top of him with his clothes open in shock. What are you doing! Do you know who I am? Tan Bei blinked innocently: Master! Trying hard to tear off their clothes: So why don't you hurry up and teach me the dual cultivation skills! Ancestor:? Ancestor:? ? ? Ps: 1. Brainless funny articles without any logic. Try to lose your brain and make it even more illogical. 2. The emotional line is random, the proportion is uncertain, and the attack appears very late... It shouldn't be early anyway 3. Because this article is too silly, I had countless funny conversations with gay friends during the creation process, and will be updated from time to time. Being happy alone is not as good as being happy together Concept: Everyone is a cutie and everyone deserves happiness