A Straight Man Lands in a Crematorium Romance: Quick Transmigration

Synopsis: As a painfully straight man, he is assigned by the System to complete missions in a danmei world. The new Executors have no power to object. He thought two men falling in love would mean eating together, studying for exams, playing basketball, and gaming. But what awaits him is a whole package of idiocy and madness, heart-wrenching and bodily torment, and a one-way trip to the ICU... New Executor: ? New Executor: Is this what romance between two men is like? You're kidding me. System: Your situation is different. You're not an ordinary man. You're the protagonist gong, the scum gong, of a danmei tragic-romance revenge novel. New Executor: ... World One System: You despise the person your mother arranged for you to marry, and you let those around you bully and humiliate him. Your actions are utterly reprehensible. The Executor pats his battered, disheveled fiance on the shoulder. "Bro, you have to stand up for yourself. If someone bullies you, hit them back. But... I'd advise you not to hit me just yet. You're no match for me. How about you train for a while first?" World Two System: After staging a rebellion and ascending the throne, you imprison the former dynasty's prince whom you favor deep in the palace, where you bully and humiliate him in every way, every day. The Executor looks at the humiliated prince with a grin. "You're a prince of the former dynasty. You can't expect to live in luxury and freeload in my palace. Get over here and sort the memorials, then taste-test the dishes. From now on, you'll work nine to five and support yourself." World Three System: You're fooled by the new junior disciple, a scheming green-tea type. You watch your childhood friend, your second junior disciple, fall victim to a plot and ultimately lose his cultivation and his life after enduring countless hardships. The Executor glances at the green-tea junior disciple in the Foundation Establishment stage, then at his own second junior disciple in the Nascent Soul stage. "Wait, bro, do you even know what your respective power levels are? You could've settled this with one sword strike. How did you manage to stand there arguing with him for so long?" More worlds to come... @ System: Is this how you new recruits carry out your missions? The new Executors look wronged. "What's the problem? I'm straight. You can't expect me to act exactly like a gay man in a novel." The System sneers. "Straight? Then what do you call this?" The new Executor glances at the slender, pale fingers wandering over his chest and clears his throat at the person sitting on his lap. "Let's talk this out. Keep your hands to yourself." The protagonist shou smiles and withdraws his fingers. "All right, big brother." Then, unhurriedly, he unbuttons his white shirt, revealing his pale shoulders, neck, and beautiful collarbones. New Executor: ... Fine, fine. So this is how you're testing a straight man? An anthology. Each world has a different story and protagonist. Theme: Respect and love one another, and obey the law.