There is a Kunlun Mountain between heaven and earth.
On Kunlun Mountain stands a little Taoist temple.
In the temple lives a little Taoist priest.
He's the one who pulled Shui Miao Miao out of the ground!
Shui Miao Miao [hands on hips]: You little Taoist priest! I was cultivating peacefully in the mountains. Why did you bring me here?
Little Taoist priest [trembling]: I-I didn't.
The Celestial Worthy of Primordial Beginning, who lives in the temple, comes to life: It was me.
From then on, Shui Miao Miao's life becomes absolutely miserable.
Celestial Worthy of Primordial Beginning: You little radish, you never cultivate properly and spend all day getting me into trouble.
Shui Miao Miao [angry]: I'm a water-type narcissus!
Celestial Worthy of Primordial Beginning: Oh, the one who pretends to be a garlic.
Shui Miao Miao: ??
A screenshot of this story blurb was archived on Weibo on November 12, 2020.
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