The Guide to Flirting and Chasing Your Husband Without Crashing and Burning [Apocalypse]

Crisis erupts, and the city is overrun with zombies.

When Yu Heng, senior executive director of the Anti-Zombie Alliance, goes to investigate a conspiracy case in place of his childhood friend, he happens to rescue the prime suspect, Jing Huai.

They said he was supposed to be some decrepit old man. What is this fair skin, stunning beauty, and those long legs?

Yu Heng: No need to wonder, I'm the type who falls at someone's feet.

While migrating with the suspect, Yu Heng downloads a romance-rules System and accidentally wanders into the [Simp Forum].

System prompt: The user's progression path is Chick, Sweetheart, Simp... Simp God and Simp Saint.

To break free from the System, Yu Heng treats the suspect as his romance target. But before he can even do anything to him, he keeps getting messages:

System prompt: OOC mission warning. User has advanced too quickly and is suspected of using cheats. Ten points deducted.

System prompt: OOC mission warning. User has no bottom line and has broken the rules of the forum. Fifty points deducted.

System prompt: ...Boss, I don't want to work hard anymore either. Simp for me!

Other people fall in love while sharing life and death, facing every hardship together.

Jing Huai, on the other hand, was thoroughly swindled by a scumbag who took advantage of his vulnerability. After that, all he wanted was to focus on his career and live like a monk.

But life never follows his script.

After all:

He's got a slim waist, long legs, and pale skin. He can act cute and clingy, too. Surely there's nothing wrong with feeding him?

He saved my life and accidentally hurt his leg. What's wrong with helping him take a bath?

My ex is vicious, my subordinate is scheming, and the zombies are ferocious. He protects me, so what's wrong with wanting his body?

Content warnings

1. This is a one-on-one romance, and both leads are sexually inexperienced.

2. The top is the simp, not the bottom.

3. Neither the top nor the bottom is exactly normal. Don't be fooled by the blurb.

4. The writing may be rough, and the plot has gone off on its own. This isn't a traditional apocalypse story. It's a short story, so don't argue. If you do, you're right!

Core theme: Life is hard, so learn to stand on your own