Please, Keep Your Wild Speculation Away From the Person in Question

(I'll revise the story and update once I'm done.) Over the mountains and across the sea, there's a bunch of people who love to run their mouths. They make group chats, then put on disguises. They jump ship, then get ED. They live carefree lives in the real world. Then one day, they suddenly transmigrate into the group chat. Recently, a strange chat window has appeared in the minds of the Bungo Stray Dogs cast. It seems to be a group chat between people from a parallel world. The people chatting can't see them, but every time someone gets called out, they feel a very real jolt in their heads! [Little Bunny Dazai]: Honestly, are you just impotent? [Kindhearted Russian]: Yep, I've got ED, haha. The people lurking: ????? Osamu Dazai: Hahahahahaha! Fyodor: Interesting :) [Mr. Yen!]: (sighs) The cat's stuck to me again today. Yukichi Fukuzawa: ? Then they suddenly transmigrate, and the number of people in the group chat becomes visible. The big talkers in the group: …!!!!!!! #OOC warning# #Mainly written for my friends in the group chat and for everyone's amusement# #Inspired by the group's teasing. The ships are just for fun among the group, and there is no actual CP# #Group ships: Fyodor/Dazai, Ranpo/Poe, the Tanizaki siblings, Atsushi/Kyouka# #Updates whenever, based on real conversations in the group chat# Theme: Mischief has its limits, but imagination is limitless