Copywriting: I am a time traveler, I have hamster disease, I am a peaceful and diligent interstellar hamster. Like most players, I scold DE every day, from why they haven't given me 75 OFF to why the network connection is unresponsive again.
The only thing that distinguishes me from other players is not my gender, which is rare among players in this game. It is that I was disconnected when I was about to reach the exit during a solo ultra-long-distance survival game one day.
What is intolerable is unbearable. I was anxious, angry, and stared - then I closed my eyes and opened them again, and I changed from a player who slapped the keyboard and table and scolded the official, to an artist standing on the streets of a lighthouse country. A child pointed at me and shouted: "Mom, is he in COS Ultraman!"
I raised my head in confusion. On the big screen in front of me was a Stark Industries advertisement. In my left ear, I listened to the child's mother's doubts about why Ultraman had a horn on his head. In my right ear, I heard the roar of Ordis, the orbiter hub that should exist in the game.
"Commander! Commander! Communications are being restored!"
——Oh haha, I have traveled through time!
Instructions for consumption: 1. Theoretically, a bizarre time-travel story without the use of original characters.
2. The protagonist is a weird fighter. Because of the influence of Goldfinger, his outlook and IQ have become very distorted.
3. The game is Warfarme, and the company is DE. It is famous for its weird style of painting that doesn't cost money and life but distorts players' aesthetics. It is a late-stage grass-cutting game like the Liver Emperor and an FPS-oriented Diablo 3 with an interstellar background.
Intention: People can't just live in their own world, they must always face the real world