[The Legend of Qin: Nine Songs] Remembering the Passing Years

I was supposed to transmigrate and witness the ceremony where Qin Shi Huang became emperor, but I arrived a little too early, back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth. I lived through the extinction of the dinosaurs, the Ice Age, the rise of humanity, the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, and King Wu's campaign against King Zhou. My list of personal achievements filled an entire lifetime. It doesn't matter that my personality split. One personality is for flirting with good men, and the other for flirting with bad men. I can fight myself and ease the loneliness of being invincible. I only see them as children, but I can't help being an old cow eating young grass. I can only blame these kids for being more troublesome than the last. Author: Readers who've read my stories should know that I only write wish-fulfillment fiction, and I think the heroine of this one is really impressive. Please leave more comments to support me with the power of love. I originally thought I shouldn't start so many new stories, but then I remembered I'm doing this for love and not charging anyone. I'll write whatever I want.

Theme: What does it really mean to be the ultimate show-off?