I'm a Jujutsu Sorcerer, and My Secret Identities Are All Over Yokohama

Tip: This is pretty bad, so be sure to read the warnings!! Next story: Saving the Literary World in Yokohama At sixteen, Edagawa Aru was accepted into Tokyo Jujutsu High. He said goodbye to his friends back home and traveled all the way from Miyagi to Tokyo to study alone. But at seventeen, he fainted while exorcising a curse, and was later diagnosed with "(pseudo) Sleeping Beauty Syndrome." So he had no choice but to give up being a sorcerer, withdraw from the school, and move to Yokohama, right next to Tokyo. Then he became a man with secret identities all over Yokohama, working an absurd number of jobs in the truest sense of the phrase. He'd been the fashion designer for the Port Mafia heiress, the assistant to the world's greatest detective, the bartender at the Lupin Ginza bar, and a financial adviser at Boss Fei's company. He could use his writing skills to serve as the deadline-chasing editor for Oda Sakunosuke, a famous Yokohama author, and his fighting skills to become a traffic cop stopping a Port Mafia hat rack who ignored traffic laws. Good at both brains and brawn, a master of every trade and capable in every field, he was the kind of excellent employee every boss praised. And Edagawa Aru himself... After working an absurd number of jobs, the young man asked the System, "Listen, can you give me a few secret identities that aren't in the service industry? The kind where other people wait on me. Anyway, I don't want to be a wage slave anymore." The System thought for a few seconds, then said, "Sure." And then he got some new secret identities... [A criminal held in a prison by the Ability Special Operations Division, cellmate to a certain white-haired rice-ball fan] [An orphan adopted by a Yokohama orphanage, with a childhood friend who can turn into a tiger] Edagawa Aru: ... What the hell do you mean, being waited on by other people? A few warnings: ◆ Lots of POV changes, primarily first person ◆ CP: 5t5, but other romantic tension may appear ◆ Readers who are very attached to the protagonist, beware!! His health is poor in the early and middle parts, but he'll get better later ◆ Lots of plot holes, out of character, and no logic ◆ Slice of life, lots of rambling, may get boring Theme: Wage slaves have a wage-slave soul; wage slavery makes you one of the elite.