Am I the Only Single Dog in All of Yokohama?

Shocking! Why is the Port Mafia boss climbing over a wall in the middle of the night?! Did the Armed Detective Agency president secretly have a child out of wedlock?! The Gravity Manipulator is holding his back in broad daylight! The suicide maniac is suffering domestic abuse! Tune in to Yokohama's Watchdog's Eye, where our reporter Woof is bringing you the latest from the scene~ I couldn't help coming up with a bunch of ideas. Maybe I'll just start this and see where it goes...? ABO setting, there really are children, everyone has a pairing. Main pairing: MoriFuku, with Soukoku, AkuAtsu, Ranpoe, Odazai, Tachigin, and maybe Kajiyu, Benikyo, Naokun... There are probably quite a few potential triggers, hahaha. Theme: Life is beautiful, so just keep holding on a little longer.