[Western Crossover] Is There Something Wrong with Looking for Family in a Game?

[My dad is missing. Kind people, please help find him.] This bounty, offering the highest reward in the entire section, has been posted for years. Unfortunately, no one has ever been able to take it on. Until one day. "Little one, did you lose this blue dad with a steel body? Or this iron dad with a crispy shell and a tomato-and-egg stir-fry color scheme? Or this battered, silent black bat dad?" The two rookie game players who accepted the bounty point to the three men behind them and ask Hissel. "I don't know." Hissel shakes his head. "Mom said I look a lot like Dad." "Big sisters, which one of them do you think I look more like?" The two rookies look at each other, then sigh at Hissel, who is nothing but a skeleton. [Forum help: Can you get a DNA test from nothing but a skeleton?] Little bonus scene: Hissel: Mom said my dad has beautiful blue eyes and is a hero. So which one of you is my dad? The one, two, three, four... n blue-eyed superheroes in front of him look at each other and fall silent. 2022.05.24 (revised) [The heroine is still a Bat-kid, super powerful and irresistible.] [The author eats canon for breakfast. Everything is the author's own headcanon.] [The blurb riffs on The Golden Axe, the Silver Axe, and the Iron Axe.] [As usual, a warning for OOC and bad writing.] [A raising-a-kid story! There should be a tiny bit of horror.] [I'll add more if I think of anything.] Theme: In darkness, turn your heart toward the light