[Western Crossover] Hey, Have You Seen My Brother?

Xikali had just awakened her mutant ability at the age of seven when she turned around and ran into Hydra.

Xikali calmly lit a cigarette, as if it were no big deal.

As the chief swordswoman of Fata, Xikali was about to stab the mutant trafficker to death when her vision blurred. She flew out of the fireplace in Hogwarts' headmaster's office, then tumbled to a stop in front of a black-robed wizard and an old man under a spell.

Snape: ...

Dumbledore: ...

After rampaging through the wizarding world and chopping off the Dark Lord's right hand, Xikali discovered that the consciousness of the wizarding world had kicked her back to Gotham. She appeared at a deal between the Penguin and Black Mask, wand in her left hand and sword over her right shoulder.

The Penguin: "..."

Black Mask: "..."

Batman: Formulating plan B, C, D, E...

After a chaotic mess of misunderstandings and melodrama, Xikali used magic and her mutant powers to escape and sprinted all the way home, hoping to throw herself into her brother's arms... but...

Can someone tell her where her brother is? Where's her big, huge brother???

Bluebird's Mom: "Actually, legally speaking, I'm your brother. So..." The hug monster silently opened his arms, hoping to get a soft, fluffy hug from his little sister.

Red Coffee Addict: "Actually, I'm your brother too..." Then he set down the coffee he never went anywhere without.

Your Domineering Boss: Stares

The Red Hood, who had just found his little sister again, promptly drew his gun and aimed it at the people above.

OOC is guaranteed. This is my first time writing, and everything I know about DC, Marvel, and the X-Men comes from other writers' stories. Please go easy on me if anything's lacking.

Updates are irregular, and I might drop the story at any time.

Theme: Family