I, the Dragon King, Ascend by Chatting in Group Chats

[Complete. The author's first no-romance story. The writing was still immature in many ways, so please read with caution, cuties.]

After the spiritual qi revival, Long Hai became the newly appointed Dragon King. He had to establish a chat group for the demon beasts, so that humans with restored demon beast bloodlines could discuss and exchange ideas.

The condition for ascending to immortality was to do things that matched one's demon beast bloodline.

Then he realized something was off about these demon beasts.

[Broke Little Fox]: How does a socially anxious person seduce a scumbag? Waiting online, urgent!

[Unflappable Little Pigeon]: How can I go on hiatus without my readers sending me blades? Waiting online, even more urgent than the fox!

[Broke Little Fox]: ???

[Wealthy Little Calf]: Damn! Farming is too hard. I might as well change my goal and become an honest person!

[Very Green Little Sprout]: Is that harder than my getting-cheated-on aura? I get cheated on every single day!

[Chatty Little Golden Crow]: Is the Dragon King here? Are you here? Are you here? Come out and chat with me! Don't pretend you didn't see me. I know you're there. When are you coming to get me? I'm going to die of boredom!

Long Hai: ...

[No-Flooding Little Dragon King]: Flood flood flood flood

Taking advantage of the chaos to spam the chat, experience +3. What's not to love?

All the demon beasts: ... Get lost!

Theme: Unity is strength