I'm Afraid Green Tea Has Acting Skills

[Full text completed], the new text "The Moon Shines on the Cold Mountain" is about to be completed! April update of "Dongchang Small Canteen" ~ The text is as follows: Yang Chuchu is a top star in the entertainment industry. She can act coquettishly in front of directors, drink in front of producers, and act cute in front of fans. She is a perfect female lead. As a result, she was pushed off the platform by the vicious second female lead and became the seventh princess of the Wen Dynasty. System prompt: The seventh princess's brain development is delayed, her father is disgusted, her mother has fallen out of favor, and the whole capital knows you are stupid. Yang Chuchu trembled: Forcing me to pretend to be stupid? ! In order to become the top of the harem, watch her act silly and coquettish—— "Hey, someone put candy in the imperial sister's wine glass!" This sentence helped the eldest princess maintain her innocence; "The Queen is the most beautiful person in the world!" The Queen insisted on adopting her; "Brother Imperial is so powerful! Xiaoqi, please bow down to Brother Imperial, long live him!" Kneeling down, he extinguished the hope of the cruel third prince to become the heir apparent; "The empress and the emperor's uncle are hiding inside and playing games, and they won't let me watch!" The vicious concubine who doted on the harem was pulled down... Finally, he became the darling of the harem by pretending to be stupid and cute, but he couldn't hide it from Bai Yichen. He leaned forward, hugged her slim waist with one hand, and stroked the back of her neck with the other: "Seventh Princess, stop pretending when I'm here..." If your acting skills are not up to par, you will die. Instructions for entering the pit: 1. The heroine is filled with the fragrance of tea, and the hero is loyal to the end, with a high frequency of sugar-coating~ 2. This article is empty, very empty, and it is all privately designed. If you don't like it, please don't enter. 3. It is a non-serious palace battle story, and the most important thing is to have fun watching it. 4. Anti-theft 48H/70%. Currently being serialized: [Feeding the villain (food)] Everyone knows that Ye Yu, the commander of the Jinyi Guards, has extraordinary martial arts, but he has a very poor appetite and feels nauseated when he smells the aroma of food. If he is forced to eat, he may kill someone. Recently, Jin Yiwei received a major case and asked Ye Yu to personally take action to kill a... Cook! ? Ye Yu sneaked into the kitchen and was about to raise his knife when the little cook Dong Shutian threw a bun at him—— Ye Yu: This bun doesn't seem that disgusting? Dong Shutian: You can kill me, but you can't insult my cooking skills! Ye Yu's fingers trembled, and he decided to let her live one more day... But it turned into many, many days. After Dong Shutian arrived at the Jinyiwei dining hall, the most popular topic was #what did the commander eat recently# Jin Yiwei 1: "I saw Mr. Yeyu eating roast duck. The skin is crispy and the meat is tender, oily and sizzling!" Jin Yiwei 2: "I saw Mr. Yeyu eating Mapo Tofu. He poured a spoonful of it on the rice. Tsk, tsk, it was tender and smooth, and he swallowed it in one go!" Jinyiwei 3: "I saw Mr. Yeyu chewing on the pig's trotters. The sauce is rich, thick and thick, and it bounces in the mouth. It's so fragrant!" Jinyiwei 4: "I saw Master Yeyu eating the cook's face." The royal guards: "..." Later, they had three meals and four seasons in their lives. She warmed his stomach and he held her in the palm of his hand. Sub-theater 1: Jinyiwei recruitment site—— "This strong man, why do you want to join the Jin Yiwei?" "I heard that the food in Jinyiwei's canteen is good..." "Get out!" Sub-theater 2: Soulmates reunited. Ye Yu: "I haven't seen you for many years. I hope you are fine." Ming Guang: "Why the hell have you gained so much weight?" Pre-collection 1-[The general who died in battle is back] Shen Yingyue is a high-quality human woman. She is a Fortune 500 executive who independently controls tens of billions of businesses. She has great looks and explosive emotional intelligence. She accidentally hits her head and transforms into the wife of General Mo Han, who protects the country. Shen Yingyue: "Very good, where will the general take it?" The servant cried: "The general has just died in battle, and his body is still cold. Please ask my wife to take charge of the overall situation..." The General's Mansion suddenly fell into disrepair and was trampled on by everyone. Shen Yingyue frowned: "There is no word 'bankruptcy' in my dictionary!" Talent cultivation is the prerequisite for business development! My brother-in-law hangs around flowers and likes to draw pictures of beauties, but he is looked down upon by others—— Shen Yingyue: "You are a very good painter. The girls you paint have become oirans. Why don't you paint the territory of my court?" The sister-in-law danced with swords and guns, behaved boldly, and was laughed at by the noble lady—— Shen Yingyue: "Miss, the one who was beaten and cried last time was your brother, right?" The little nephew is timid and cowardly. He is bullied by bad people and dare not say a word—— Shen Yingyue stepped forward and slapped the bad guy! "Did you see it? I'll call you back like this next time." A year later, General Mo Han, who originally died in the battle, suddenly returned. The younger brother, who was remembered as a playboy, became a very popular and powerful minister; The sister who was remembered as rude and overbearing became the first female general of the dynasty; Even the gentle and silent little nephew raised a wooden sword and poked at her: "Don't hurt aunt!" Everyone: "General, rest in peace. It's enough for us to have my wife." Mo Han:? ? ? Pre-receipt 2—[After marrying a sick man for happiness] Bai Qianqian inexplicably transformed into the marshal's daughter. She was stunningly beautiful, looked after the country, and was engaged to the prince. Because her father and eldest brother suddenly died in battle, she became an orphan from a high family overnight. The prince hesitated for half a month, and finally pushed her to the second prince Li Mo, who was ailing, euphemistically saying that he would bear the pain and give her up for the joy of his second brother. On their wedding night, Li Mo lifted her hijab, and his first words were: "I've wronged you." Bai Qianqian smiled: "It's true, you are much prettier than the prince." Everyone said that the second prince, Li Mo, was terminally ill and was waiting to see Bai Qianqian become a widow. Who would have thought that Li Mo gathered his troops, deposed the prince, and seized the throne! One operation was as fierce as a tiger's, and for a while everyone felt in danger and bowed their heads. In less than a year, he successfully succeeded to the throne. The deposed prince watched helplessly as the woman he had abandoned stood beside the new emperor and became the most noble person in the world. He vomited three liters of blood on the spot. Feeling weak, Bai Qianqian looked confused: "Aren't you... Weak?" Li Mo raised his lips and smiled: "What do you think?" Intention: As long as you don't give up, you can make a comeback.