Synopsis:
What if Harry were a foul-mouthed little brat, and the Dursleys absolutely adored him?
(So the thing Harry is probably least afraid of is getting expelled.)
Snape: Harry Potter, your behavior is a serious violation of school rules. I will ask Dumbledore to expel you. You arrogant, insolent brat...
Harry: Hm? Can I leave now? If I go today, I can still make it to Eton's opening ceremony this year.
A few words from the author:
Anyone who's read the original knows Harry has the potential to be quite sharp-tongued. Harry had such a miserable time living with Muggles that he took every chance he could to become a full-attendance wizard. But what if Harry actually liked Muggles?
Pure comedy.
I know I usually write Snape-centric fanfiction because he's my favorite character, but the expectations I put on myself for word count and plot in my first two stories were incredibly stressful. This one is just for me to get into the habit of writing a little every day and let loose. Buckle up, we're off!
I don't currently plan to write a romance, but if enough people ask, I'll add one. By
Harry Potter version of Sheldon?