Ye Helan thought he was truly heaven's chosen.
First, a strange scroll hit him on the head.
Then, he took a shameless person as his master.
Finally, he got caught up in a very strange predicament.
The one thing that comforted him was bringing a beautiful martial uncle home.
Ye Helan [beaming]: I brought home a beautiful martial uncle...
Everyone [mercilessly correcting him]: Wake up. You're the one who got carried home.
Ye Helan: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴
Ye Helan, left with neither his money nor his beauty, was just about to cry when he suddenly realized...
Holy crap, his martial uncle was handsome, rich, and incredibly powerful. This was a huge win!
1. Older love interest!! The martial uncle is the gong!! Mutual pining + love at first sight. CP: Xuan Mingjing (Immortal Venerable Jing Yu) gong × Ye Helan shou. No switching, no breaking them up.
2. The martial uncle's character setup is very standard: aloof, expressionless, ridiculously powerful, and does whatever he wants. Neither good nor bad.
3. Before they make their feelings clear, they're not master and disciple, but they're like master and disciple. You can read it as a master-disciple story. But! They really aren't master and disciple :)
4. Not a typical cultivation story, written purely to indulge my chuunibyou dreams. Don't overanalyze it. Ignore any plot holes, and drop it if it's not for you.
Theme: From one comes two, from two comes three, and from three come all things
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