Blurb One:
Bai Xiao suddenly transmigrated into a book.
It was the cultivation novel Rebirth of the Phoenix, of which she'd only read a few chapters, and she had transmigrated as a character who was killed off in the very first chapter.
It all made no sense to her, so she decided to live as a carefree background character and let the hero and heroine have their happy ending. She spent her days fishing, cultivating, and trying to stay alive. She even found a bird to raise. Life couldn't have been better.
One night, before going to sleep, she kissed the bird. When she woke up the next day, she found a cold, beautiful woman standing outside her door.
It would have been even better if the beauty hadn't been pointing a sword at her.
Somehow, she later became the beauty's disciple.
From then on, Bai Xiao loved teasing her cold and beautiful master.
Much later, when a disciple of Chuxiao Mountain forgot to knock and barged in,
they found their master, Chu Yun, pinning Senior Sister Bai Xiao to the bed and kissing her passionately.
Disciple: I'm blind. I didn't see a thing.
Bai Xiao: Let go. Fifty-Fifty, I don't want any more kisses.
Chu Yun: Good disciple, you weren't like this when you teased me back then. Besides, how else am I supposed to keep my human form if I don't kiss you?
Bai Xiao: I deeply regret not realizing you were the heroine from the start.
Blurb Two:
Chu Yun was born of the Phoenix Spirit Clan, but an enemy sealed her powers and she accidentally turned into a bird.
To regain her human form, she had to draw spiritual power from a person. Chu Yun refused to kill anyone, so her only option was to get it through kissing.
The Phoenix Spirit Clan can only accept spiritual power from the first person to kiss them.
Chu Yun had intended to find someone with powerful spiritual energy, but Bai Xiao stole her first kiss, nearly making her choke Bai Xiao to death.
Much later, as Chu Yun watched Bai Xiao sleeping curled up in her arms, she thought that maybe this wasn't so bad after all.
Blurb Three:
Bai Xiao suspects that her master has a split personality.
One personality is a good master, the other a bad one, and they take turns appearing at unpredictable times.
Bai Xiao: Master, Master, let's go to the brothel to see the beauties... I mean, earn some extra money by performing.
Chu Yun: Utter nonsense! How can you be so frivolous?
A few days later...
Bai Xiao: Master, Master, let's go to the brothel to see the beauties.
Chu Yun: Fine by me. I'll make sure you get your fill of looking first.
Blurb Four:
Chu Yun: Get up and cultivate.
Bai Xiao: It breaks my heart to see you working so hard to cultivate and earn money every day, Master. Why not join me in making a fortune? Promise me we'll go scout out beautiful women and form a girl group to make money, okay?
Chu Yun: ?
A mix of romance and plot.
The heroine is a good-for-nothing cultivator who only wants to make a fortune and win the beauty of her dreams.
One-on-one, happy ending, both chaste.
Slow burn, slow burn, slow burn. Important things have to be said three times.
I plan to settle down and write this slowly.
A story of mutual healing.
You don't have to love it, but please don't hurt anyone. If you want to drop the story, there's no need to tell me.
If the plot is bad, you can blame me.
No trolls, please. I won't respond.
Kisses to all my sweet readers.
I'll try to update daily. I'll post a notice if I need to take a day off.
I plan to start this story around the New Year. I hope my sweet readers will wait patiently.
Weibo: Jiang Beiyu Bai
"If a phoenix waits on a parasol tree long enough, will it ever come?"
"It will."
"I waited, and you came."
Theme: Study hard and make progress every day.