Column pre-receipts: "Absurd Game", "Misty Mansion" and "The Trial of Good and Evil"
Copywriting of this article:
Ruan Yao is bound to a system called "Female Supporting Counterattack".
The system requires her to replace the poor original owner, reverse his failed life, and smash the heads of all the scumbag men and bitches.
Scumbag No. 1: "Aren't we all one family? What's wrong with using the dowry to buy a house for my brother?"
Ruan Yao: "Family? Then I am short of a kidney, can my brother donate it~"
Scumbag No. 2: "Have you had enough trouble? Even if I have a lover outside, you are the only one who has a wife."
Ruan Yao: "Divorce, pay compensation."
Scumbag No. 3: "She and I are just brother and sister, don't get me wrong."
Ruan Yao: "I have taken a photo and uploaded it to the Internet, but netizens say that the brother and sister will not sleep together."
Scumbag No. 4: "Who knows whose child is in your belly? Don't expect me to be responsible."
Ruan Yao: "Okay, I'm just waiting for your words. The child has been beaten for a long time. You can explain it to your mother yourself."
In a different world, Ruan Yao slaps green tea with his left hand and kicks scum with his right foot. Forcibly breaking the bloody sadistic story into a cool story about a heroine.
During missions, Ruan Yao always meets a warm-hearted male partner with a thin sense of presence. The male partner is handsome, has long legs, and has good qualities all over his body.
Until one day the supporting actor suddenly quit...
A scheming male protagonist who can do things but never hold back × a domineering female protagonist who can do things but never talk nonsense
Reading guide:
1. The character's three views do not represent the author's three views
2. The male protagonist appears late
3. It's a brainless and cool article, don't substitute it into reality and don't talk about logic.
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"Absurd Game" copywriting, please collect it~~
Lu Jinglan always imagined that the world was a huge game field.
One day, he received a mysterious invitation.
[Dear Mr. Lu, are you willing to risk your life and participate in an interesting game? ]
In the arena, Lu Jinglan relied on a harmless pretty face and an extremely shameless behavior to squeeze from the bottom to the top ten in the rankings.
There are so many people who hate him, and scolding him will only make him grandstand and have nothing but his face.
Lu Jinglan smiled slightly and responded politely: "I'm so sorry, I'm only averagely good-looking."
There are rumors from the outside world that Ling Shu, the number one ranked player in the arena, threatened to take action because he couldn't stand Lu Jinglan's flamboyant style.
During a certain outdoor game, Lu Jinglan and Ling Shu both appeared. Everyone was waiting to see how Master Ling would deal with this arrogant newcomer, but they saw Ling Shu squatting next to a tree, holding on to a poor little pink flower.
"Jing Lan is angry, Jing Lan is not angry, Jing Lan is angry..."
Everyone: "???" They seem to have discovered something terrible.
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"Misty Building" copywriting, please collect it~~
Rumor has it that if you reflect the sea with a mirror at 4:44 in the morning, you will see a foggy building.
People who have entered the Mist Mansion have all realized their wishes without exception.
As an 18th-tier starlet, Song Tingyu made a bet with his fans and decided to personally explore this ridiculous urban rumor.
Who knows that behind the fog, it is not the paradise where people say they can realize their dreams, but fear and screams.
Song Tingyu had a flash of inspiration. Isn't the opportunity to explode just around the corner?
The giant dragon Bai Wen, who had been sleeping in a certain space for a long time, always felt someone talking to his ear in the past few days.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a weak male human holding a black box in his hand and chattering incessantly.
"Friends, today I will take you to explore the gender of Xiaolonglong and win prizes for guessing whether it is male or female."
Bai Wen: "..."
Later, Bai Wen awakened some kind of animal instinct.
"Do you still want to explore Xiaolonglong?"
Song Tingyu was about to cry but looked at the camera set up next to him, "Brother Long, I was wrong."
Purpose: Don't let the initiative in your life fall into the hands of others